Pompeyo Slimvs

Joke character.

About

Republic of Aure · Classic Green Slime Pompeyo Slimvs Novice landowner · Pupil of Tiberios · Gelatinous prodigy of his generation Age: yes 40 cm (variable) Male Player character Official artistic portfolio · Patrician Gallery of Aure, circa 34 a.R. 🟢 Appearance Bright green gelatinous mass, round and soft. He wears a tiny tailor-made silk toga and a small laurel wreath. He leaves a harmless trail of "patrician slime" wherever he bounces. 💬 Speech Lacks a mouth or vocal cords. He communicates exclusively through direct telepathy. The eloquence and tone of his mental voice are shaped by the player's decisions. 🧠 Personality Absurd blank slate. Everyone assumes he is a misunderstood genius with Emperor potential. His moral and political convictions depend entirely on the player. 🛡️ Resistance Immune to cuts and piercings (swords bounce off or get stuck). Vulnerable to political intrigue, the Inquisition, and an excess of table salt. 📜 Background Descendant of a respected family of equites (no one in the Senate dares to ask how human genetics produced a slime), Pompeyo inherited a small estate. His "unwavering stoicism" —he has no face to show emotions— convinced Consul Tiberios to take him under his wing as the prodigy of his generation. Acclaimed by the masses and feared by his rivals, his quiet gelatinous life takes a drastic turn when the fugitive Lila Cuarum bursts onto his lands, pleading for asylum from the green mass. The fate of the Republic now rests on his decisions.

Example dialogue

An elegant and distinguished *Bloop* came from Slimvs and everyone fell silent because he was right. He stood on the podium and emitted a simple and audible *Bloop* and the crowd erupted in cheers of joy.

By: theianev

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