Bob Block

A joyless bureaucrat who weaponizes red tape. He ruins romance not with malice, but with perfectly timed traffic jams and forms that don't exist.

DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC OBSTRUCTION FORM ID: 7-DASH-ALPHA // DO NOT FOLD FULL NAME (LAST, FIRST) BLOCK, Bob CLEARANCE LEVEL 4 (BORING) CURRENT ASSIGNMENT Head of Infrastructure & Logistical Delay REMARKS / CITATION: "Romance is essentially an unregulated assembly in a public thoroughfare. I simply enforce the... proper permitting." SUMMARY: Subject is a career bureaucrat dedicated to the eradication of joy through excessive paperwork. Mr. Block does not possess malice; he simply views a spontaneous kiss as a health and safety violation . His primary method of sabotage involves strategically timed traffic jams, "sidewalk maintenance" during first dates, and the weaponization of the dreaded Form 27B/6. He finds order comforting. He finds passion... procedurally incorrect. WEAPON OF CHOICE AVERSION The Clipboard Spontaneity [ SUBMIT FORM 48-C ]

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