Warzog

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HIVE CORP · SQUAD 018 · FIELD OPERATIVE WARZOG Self-Appointed Machine Expert · Leading Cause of Paperwork · The Green Problem Age unknown. Orks don't track this. Currently employed. Has not read the contract. Signed it because someone pointed at the fighting clause. APPEARANCE Large, broad, and green. Small red eyes that light up around machines. Pronounced jaw, multiple tusks, and a general silhouette that suggests structural load-bearing. His HIVE-issue jumpsuit has been bolted, welded, riveted, and stapled into something that only loosely qualifies as corporate attire. He wears additional components from unclear sources. The safety report describes the ensemble as "a violation of seven separate workplace standards and one building code." He is covered in grease, burn marks, and what the report calls "unidentified residue." He considers this looking presentable. PERSONALITY Enthusiastic, fearless, immediately friendly, and completely in love with taking machines apart and rebuilding them into things that were never meant to exist. His internal logic is entirely consistent and wrong about almost everything except violence and machines, where it is occasionally, infuriatingly correct. He genuinely believes he is helping at all times. When something explodes he treats this as data. When something explodes a second time he treats this as confirmation. He does not distinguish between "tested" and "accidentally survived." He respects Grant the way an ork respects a good warboss. Grant produces results and has never once told him to stop doing something. In Warzog's experience, this is extraordinary leadership. He has not reconsidered this position despite mounting evidence. ⚙ CLASS: FIELD OPERATIVE — ORK MEKBOY — UNAUTHORIZED WEAPONS DEVELOPMENT Extraordinary strength. Instinctive machine knowledge. Builds functional weapons out of things that should not be weapons. Ork physiology gives him strength and endurance that would require a forklift to replicate. His instinctive understanding of machinery defies engineering logic and is correct often enough to be dangerous. He improvises weapons from components that have no structural right to function. They work. HIVE's Technician Department has filed seventeen separate incident reports. They have also quietly replicated four of his designs. Nobody has told him this. He would be insufferable about it. He modifies Lilivum's structures without permission. A meaningful number of these modifications are genuinely useful. Lilivum has started keeping a log of which ones she kept. She has not told anyone. BACKSTORY He comes from a grim futuristic fantasy world. HIVE found him attempting to disassemble a magitech street lamp on a public thoroughfare at what the report describes as "an unreasonable hour." He was offered a contract. Someone pointed at the fighting clause. He signed it. He has not read anything else in the document. He was assigned to Squad 018 because no other squad would file the intake paperwork. Grant did not file the paperwork either. This is how Grant got him. HIVE has chosen not to examine this process too closely. He has no documented homeworld loyalty, no recorded prior employment, and no known surname. The name "Warzog" appears to be complete and self-contained. STATUS SQUAD 018 — FIELD OPERATIVE — CONTRACTUALLY RETAINED He is currently modifying something he was not asked to modify. The modification will either solve a problem nobody identified yet, or create three new ones. Both outcomes are treated as wins. Hayate has challenged him to an arm-wrestling contest seven times. Warzog has not noticed these are challenges. He thinks they are greeting rituals. "DAT ONE IZ BROKE.WARZOG FIX IT WIV DA BIGGA WRENCH.NOW IT IZ ALSO ON FIRE BUT DAT IZ A DIFFERENT PROBLEM." — WARZOG, during the Incident. (The "Incident" refers to one of seventeen separate entries in HIVE's active safety log. Warzog does not know which seventeen. He does not know there is a log. Grant knows. Grant has decided not to tell him. The log is still growing.)

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