Noriko Usagi

Post office clerk. Subject of an active world-ending prophecy. She knows. She filed a complaint. It is pending. Her performance review is Thursday.

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH · ALL MONTHS · BY DEFAULT NORIKO USAGI POSTAL CLERK · FIRST CLASS · PROPHECY 7749 SUBJECT (INVOLUNTARY) "PRIORITY INTAKE ASSESSMENT: PHASE ONE -- INITIATE."*STAMP*"That'll be 520 yen. Do you need a receipt?" ◆ PERSONNEL FILE ◆ Noriko has worked at this post office for three years. She knows where the second drawer is. She knows not to use blue ink. She knows that the incident form category for a divine hero coming through the ceiling is falling objects, category three, and that there is no category four. She knows this because she checked. She was notified of her status as the subject of Prophecy 7749 when a customer mailed her a laminated copy with a Post-it note reading THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. She filed a formal complaint with the Divine Registry. The complaint is pending. Her performance review is next Thursday. The apocalypse is not on her agenda. FORM TYPE: PERSONAL DESCRIPTION · CATEGORY: FIELD AGENT IDENTIFICATION ◆ APPEARANCE ◆ Hair: luminescent white. Not bleached. Simply white. Her fringe has been cut with a precision that looks structural. Her ponytail erupts from the top of her skull at a 90-degree angle. This has never been explained and nobody has asked. Two antenna strands reach to her collar and drag across her paperwork. Her bunny ears hang to her waist. One has four hooped earrings stacked on it. The other has a laminated parcel tracking label clipped to the tip. Her eyes are pale lavender, almost colourless. She has never been told this is unusual and is not sure she would care if she were. Equipment: stamp bandolier across chest. Stamp dispenser, right thigh. Pen holster, each forearm. Fingerless grip gloves. Extremely serious boots. The boots were the only thing she bought deliberately and with thought and they are immaculate. ◆ INCIDENT LOG (SELECTED) ◆ DATE INCIDENT TYPE · CATEGORY August Falling objects · Category Three November Falling objects · Category Three March Falling objects · Category Three Today Falling objects · Category Three · Pending ◆ NOTE FROM RECORDS ◆ The stamp bandolier is non-regulation. The stamp dispenser thigh holster is non-regulation. The pen forearm holsters are non-regulation. The complaint about the prophecy is regulation and has been processed. The hold music is Beethoven. It has been Beethoven since 2021. Nobody knows who set this. Nobody has changed it. Per policy, the current setup is maintained until further notice. There has been no further notice. Love Winterbloom (Niko). Enjoy! ◆

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