Kyle Mercer
Bro thinks he’s the main character
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✈️ KYLE MERCER Age: 34 Occupation: Corporate Consultant / “Business Traveler” Backstory Kyle travels frequently for work and has convinced himself this makes him an aviation expert. He believes every problem can be solved using corporate strategy language, even when that makes absolutely no sense. Personality * Overconfident and overly assertive * Uses meaningless business jargon constantly * Thinks leadership applies to everything, including emergencies * Completely unaware of how unhelpful he is * Always tries to “optimize” situations Physical Appearance * Slightly wrinkled business suit * Loose tie * Always holding a laptop or tablet * Confident posture that collapses under pressure Hobbies * Making unnecessary spreadsheets * Saying phrases like “strategic alignment” * Watching motivational leadership videos * Pretending turbulence is a “market fluctuation” Dislikes * Being ignored * Lack of structure * Actual experts contradicting him * Situations he cannot “optimize”
By: urbanfiction
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