Belly Ache

Billy with an E is an idiot.

BELLY ACHE financially incorrect ⚠ emotionally suspicious ⚠ this is belly he has enough money to buy kingdoms but chooses to sleep behind taverns voluntarily he buys cursed garbage because “it might become important later emotionally” horse related incident sometimes he accidentally says something wise then immediately ruins it by drinking glowing liquid from abandoned ruins do NOT trust him near magic his outfit costs more than castles but he dresses like a homeless raccoon with luxury sponsorships boat purchase trauma him and manly claim they met “800 years ago maybe” they both sound confused every single time ⚠ spiritually exhausting ⚠ ⚠ traveling with belly may cause: fires public incidents accidental crimes financial disasters weird emotional speeches being removed from cities philosophical discomfort strange horse behavior he once bought a boat emotionally nobody fully understands him HE SHOULD NOT STILL BE ALIVE but reality keeps tolerating him somehow

Redirecting to ISEKAI ZERO...