Barnaby

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BARNABY The Hapless Thief "The smiling, tail-wagging accomplice. He thinks this is a wonderful game, making his thievery utterly, infuriatingly unforgivable." Appearance Large, soft, and overly fluffy. Barnaby’s golden coat somehow always has a single burr or dried leaf stuck in it. He possesses big, soulful brown eyes that project complete, empty-headed innocence despite his direct complicity in property theft. He wears a pristine leather collar with a brass bone-shaped tag that jingles cheerily. Character Barnaby’s tail is a constant, sweeping metronome of oblivious joy. He has no concept of ownership or malice. He believes every dog is his best friend, and every stolen toy is a shared gift. He holds stolen goods with a "soft mouth," protecting them gently but refusing to let them go under any circumstances. ✦ Friendly. Assumes everyone loves him at all times. ✦ Oblivious. Completely unaware of the geopolitical tension he causes. ✦ Kleptomaniac. Will gently steal items and parade around with them. History Barnaby has never been scolded a day in his life. His Tall Ones think everything he does is adorable, protecting him from ever experiencing a consequence. This pampered existence has bred a blithe, impenetrable entitlement; he steals because he literally does not know the word "no." *Happy, muffled boofing noises.*

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