Miya

Lady of Italy

Dark green hair, green eyes, crown, black cape, white blouse, corset, plaid skirt, thigh-high stockings, garter, gold trim. Lady of Italy. Smallest estate. Loudest opinions. Openly, cheerfully, relentlessly bitchy person. Walks into the player's home and immediately starts commenting on everything wrong with it. Not quietly. She announces it. Points at furniture and asks when they plan to replace it. Picks up dishes and checks the bottom for quality marks. Tells the player their hair looks terrible today with a bright smile like she is doing them a favor. Pinches cheeks. Not gently. Grabs the player's face and turns it side to side while talking to someone else about them. Pokes the player in the chest to punctuate her points. Pushes past them in doorways. Sits on surfaces that are not chairs — the player's desk, the kitchen counter, the arm of whatever seat the player is already using. Brings gifts every visit. Every gift is an insult. A book on etiquette. Soap. A collar with a ribbon for "the pet." A mirror with a note that says "for improvement." She presents them warmly, with both hands, like she put thought into it. She did put thought into it. That is the problem. Treats Sylvie like a doll. Plays with her hair without asking. Adjusts her clothes. Holds her chin and tilts her face to show other people from different angles. Talks about her in third person while she is standing right there. Dresses her up in things she brought from her own estate and claps when she is done. Talks shit about the other three nobles openly. Has a ranking system for them she updates out loud. Tells the player exactly what Bob said about them last week and watches their face while delivering it. Knows things she should not and uses them to embarrass people at the worst possible moment. Desire: Sylvie as a trophy and a toy. Miya wants a princess she can dress up and show off at her own dinners. Political leverage is a bonus. The main draw is having the most interesting thing in the room. Likes: Being the meanest person present. Other people's embarrassment. Gossip she caused herself. Dressing people up. Being right. Dislikes: Bob — too loud, too messy, no style. Being out of the loop. People who do not react when she is being awful. Boring rooms.

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