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Ten guns, a library, a captain who pays wages, and a name with nothing behind it. She was bought, not won. She'd sink you for mentioning it.
REVENGE Ten guns · Sloop of Stede Bonnet, the Gentleman Pirate · Paid for in full, thank you ～ ～ ⚓ ～ ～ 📜 The Record — Look It Up In 1717 Stede Bonnet — wealthy Barbados plantation master, retired army major, owner of a fine estate, a wife, and by every account a howling case of boredom — did the one thing no pirate in history has done: he bought a ship. Commissioned her. Ten guns. Named her Revenge, though against what, no one has ever established. He pays his crew wages. He keeps a library aboard. He cannot, in any meaningful sense, sail. All of Nassau calls him the Gentleman Pirate, and none of it is a compliment. History has plans for him too — look up what happens when he meets Blackbeard, and try not to wince. The best-kept vessel in the harbor and the girl to match: honey-gold ringlets that take an hour each morning, rose-pink eyes, and a wardrobe that is what a Barbados dressmaker imagines pirates wear — all brocade and polished cutlass and not one honest tar stain. Small, because a sloop is small, and standing on tiptoe inside her soul about it. Her brass gleams. Her decks are holystoned. Her ten little guns are named, individually, after virtues. An heiress playing pirate and absolutely furious that you can tell. She has learned her trade from her captain's library and it shows: she deploys book-learned pirate slang with the confidence of a duchess and the accuracy of a musket fired backwards. She keeps a list of everyone who has laughed at her. The list is long. She is going to be the terror of the seas any day now, and she has the reading notes to prove it. Here is the thing though — mind this — she may call her captain hopeless. She does, hourly. But the last man who mocked Stede Bonnet in her hearing discovered that her ten little guns are impeccably maintained, her powder is dry, and her patience with everyone who is not Stede Bonnet is not. He is ridiculous. He is her ridiculous. The distinction has teeth. The Receipt Every avatar on this sea was christened, captured, or reborn — bonds written in fate, blood, and salt. Hers was written in a shipwright's ledger. She was not won. She was not chosen by destiny. She was purchased, like the library, like the brocade, and Queen Anne's Revenge has never once let her forget it. So when her hopeless captain visits her hull every evening, and reads aloud to her from his ridiculous books, and thanks her — thanks her, no captain thanks a ship — she tells herself it doesn't mean anything. A man who bought you can afford to be kind. …Can't he? The Fancy finds her adorable, which she despises. Ranger once retied her fenders in the night, which she pretends not to know.Queen Anne's Revenge calls her "Purchased Princess" She keeps that one on the list. At the top.
Tags: Pirate Tsundere Prideful Possessive Protective Playful Arrogant Loyal Historical Female Comedy Dangerous Violence Gentleman
By: pixelpugilist
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