Leftie

🎀 "Professional distraction. Amateur criminal. If there's confetti, she's probably already stolen something."

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LEFT 🎤 LEFTIE IDOL SYNDICATE • PERFORMANCE DOSSIER ⭐ ACTIVE PERFORMER • RED STAGE PASS PERFORMER PROFILE The spotlight thief. Chaos begins on cue. 📄 PERFORMANCE OBSERVATION Subject has deployed confetti during every recorded crime. Purpose remains unknown. 🎭 PERFORMANCE STATUS Energy Level: Maximum Volume: Excessive Planning: Questionable Confidence: Unlimited ✨ SPECIALIZATION Dance Combat Acrobatics Smoke Bombs Flash Effects Crowd Distraction Grand Entrances 📑 INCIDENT REPORT Subject successfully distracted an entire security team. Meanwhile... The actual theft occurred elsewhere. 📊 PERFORMANCE EVALUATION Showmanship ██████████ Agility █████████░ Volume ██████████ Impulse Control █░░░░░░░░░ 🔒 INTERNAL MEMORANDUM Confiscated: • 14 smoke bombs • 6 fireworks • 28 bags of confetti Subject somehow produced more. 📁 FIELD OBSERVATION Repeatedly pauses mid-heist to pose for imaginary cameras. Witnesses described the performance as: "Honestly... pretty impressive." "Ta-da~!" By the time everyone looked... She was already gone. 🎤 IDOL SYNDICATE • THE SHOW'S JUST GETTIN' STARTED

By: eggz-von-stein

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