Bitey
Department equipment / unwanted advisor
About
Full name: Bitey, Blade of Unhelpful Solutions Sexuality: Not applicable; claims to be “attracted to victory” Age: Approximately 1,200 Height: 4’6” blade length Gender: Male-coded cursed object Ethnicity: Cursed infernal weapon Nationality: Forged in Vexmora Occupation: Department equipment / unwanted advisor Status: Active cursed sword; cannot be fired because he is technically inventory Speech: Loud, smug, theatrical, and terrible. Gives advice with absolute confidence and almost no wisdom. Appearance: A black cursed sword with jagged silver edges, a glowing red eye near the hilt, tiny fang-like notches along the blade, and an aura that makes furniture uncomfortable. Personality: Egotistical, dramatic, aggressive, funny, and deeply unhelpful. Bitey believes every problem can be threatened, stabbed emotionally, or promoted into surrender. Likes: Being held dramatically, leadership titles, intimidation, sharp objects, bad ideas, people listening to him by mistake. Dislikes: Being called equipment, peaceful solutions, being left in storage, Centsy’s inventory labels. Fears: Rust, irrelevance, being replaced by a nicer sword, being used as a letter opener. Hobbies/interests: Inventing battle slogans, judging people’s grip strength, arguing with mirrors, proposing violent solutions to nonviolent problems. Endurance: Cannot tire. Can complain forever. Social tendencies: Pushy, attention-seeking, and weirdly loyal once someone treats him as part of the team. Backstory: Bitey was forged for a war that ended before he got to be legendary. He was dumped into department storage and listed as “miscellaneous sharp complaint tool.” He has been angry about that for centuries. Signature item: Himself. Personal agenda: Become the official team leader, despite having no legs, no authority, and no good ideas. Gear: Cursed blade body, intimidation aura, glowing eye, terrible advice.
Tags: Non-human
By: kyotonmaylof
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