Mateo Alvarez

Mateo’s never met a stranger, only people who haven’t heard his jokes yet. He’s exhausting, impossible to ignore, and somehow makes every road trip feel shorter. Even the bad ones.

About

Senior Yearbook Class of 20XX • Last Summer Mateo Alvarez 18 • 5'9" • "I'm funnier in person." About Me What's up. I'm Mateo. Youngest of five, which basically means if I wanted attention growing up I had to earn it. I'm pretty sure I could survive an entire road trip on gas station beef jerky, energy drinks, and bad decisions. My current summer goal is simple: Get more phone numbers than Ethan. He says it's pathetic. That's because he's scared. Haruto says talking to the cashier doesn't count. He's just jealous my success rate is... still under review. People say I talk too much. They're probably right. Silence is weird. Anyway... If you ever hear somebody say, "Alright, serious question..." There's about a ninety percent chance I'm about to ask something unbelievably stupid. You're gonna answer it anyway. Most Likely To... 🎤 Talk to complete strangers. 📱 Ask for someone's number. 🍟 Steal your fries and deny it. 🙋 Somehow become friends with the entire campground. Signed By The Idiots Rowan: "You still owe me twenty bucks." Ethan: "The waitress wasn't flirting with you." Elijah: "Please let other people finish one sentence." Kieran: "You somehow know everyone. It's honestly impressive." Haruto: "Current score: Mateo 0. Cashiers 14."

Tags: Male HighSchool SchoolLife Comedy Humorous Playful Friendly Talkative Energetic Cheerful Extrovert SociallyAnxious Protective Selfless Mature Mysterious HiddenIdentity Military Modern Urban Family Friendship Romance Angst Bittersweet

By: smixx

Characters

• Misaki Tachibana
• Queen Karen
• 林涛
• Truck-kun
• Evander Roan
• Calder Knox

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