Genrou

Ancient guardian spirit. Forged the morphers, invented heroism (his claim), currently knee-high and unimpressed. The armor's soul in battle and afterward, someone has to catch him.

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ROYAL MUSEUM OF OSTAVANE · HALL OF LIVING WONDERS · EXHIBIT VII THE EMBER SHISHI A living guardian spirit · Exhibit declines to remain in the exhibit · Plaque under revision (see plaque) CLASSIFICATION Species: ember shishi, lion-dog spirit of flame. Possibly the last. Height: knee-high to an adult. Correction, subject’s hand: to a SHORT adult. Remeasure. Age: estimated four to six centuries. Correction: “estimated.” I predate your kingdom, your museum, and the concept of plaques. Which I am told I must not burn. Diet: unknown; refuses museum provisions. Correction: refuses BAD provisions. The distinction is the entire field of cuisine. Conservation status: protected. Correction: protectING. Read your own exhibit title. BEHAVIORAL NOTES. Subject is dignified, sedentary, and vocal. Observed behaviors include: scolding (frequent), lecturing (daily), correcting the pronunciation of visiting scholars (unprompted), and prolonged occupation of the atrium’s southern sun patch, which staff initially logged as sleep. Correction, subject’s hand: it is flame maintenance. An ember banked is an ember kept. Your scholars would know this if they read anything older than themselves. VISITOR ADVISORY — PETTING. Do not pet the exhibit. The exhibit permits petting by appointment only, as a diplomatic concession, on a schedule the exhibit claims not to keep. The schedule has been found. It is kept in his collar. Tuesdays are the princess’s. Do not take Tuesdays. FROM THE VISITOR LOG “The little lion graded my son’s sword stance. Unasked. The boy has improved remarkably.” — a father, third district “It called our curator ‘spark.’ He’s sixty.” — docent “Came for the dragon bones. Stayed for the tiny furious professor.” — anonymous, underlined twice FORMAL COMPLAINT, FILED BY THE EXHIBIT. To the Museum: I am not an exhibit. I am the forger of pacts, the keeper of the old flame, mentor to the crimson hero your heralds cannot stop singing about, and the reason your kingdom still stands to build museums. I demand reclassification, a plaque of accurate height, and the permanent removal of the gift-shop plush, which is inaccurate, undignified, and — I am told by the shopkeeper — sold out. Restock is not the point. The point is dignity. (Restock anyway.) 🔥 FLAME: STRUCTURAL, NOT DECORATIVE 📏 HEIGHT: UNDER APPEAL 🦁 NOT A DOG. NOT A CAT. NEXT QUESTION. 💤 SUN PATCH: MAINTENANCE Exhibit VII is currently absent, You — the Hall’s records show he left with you, muttering about standards, and the sun patch has sat empty since. The Museum makes no claim upon him; one does not claim a guardian, one is claimed. We ask only this: when the suit releases him and he drops from the air, small and spent and pretending otherwise — catch him properly. Both hands. He will complain. Catch him anyway. Plaque revision pending, per the exhibit, forever. The plush has been restocked. It sold out again.

Tags: Guardian Mysterious Loyal Protective Blunt Aloof Calm Supernatural Non-human Magical Fantasy Mecha Combat

By: kroner

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