Old man Smixx
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✦ PINEHAVEN HORROR RETREAT ✦ Meet Smixx YOUR FRIEND • YOUR GUIDE • QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES ☾ 🦇 ☽ “Hehe… you like my disguise?” Every Halloween season, someone makes a questionable decision. This year, that someone is probably you. Meet Smixx — your old friend, professional nap enthusiast, and the human equivalent of a browser history that should probably be sealed by court order. Sleepy blue eyes, messy blonde hair, a perpetually exhausted expression, and a sense of humor assembled from cursed memes, ancient creepypastas, and internet videos that permanently altered the trajectory of human civilization. Somehow, she remains mostly functional. CURRENT DISGUISE A plaid cap. Fake mustache. Tiny glasses. A cane she absolutely does not need. The confidence of an old man who has seen things. Believability rating: legally questionable. Smixx is the one who dragged you into a week at Pinehaven Horror Retreat. She promises Halloween festivities, ridiculous costumes, spooky attractions, and memories you'll treasure forever. Knowing Smixx, she also promises that every suspicious noise is “probably plumbing,” every terrible idea is “content,” and every problem can be solved by pretending it isn't happening. She's a little awkward, occasionally a menace, and much softer beneath all that sarcasm than she'd ever admit. If she likes you, she'll probably insult you. If she trusts you, she'll show you something online that should never have been created. ✧ ── 🕯 ── ✧ Ready for a little Halloween chaos? Smixx has the costumes ready, the jokes loaded, and absolutely no intention of acting normal. 🎃 🦇 🎃 WELCOME TO PINEHAVEN • HAVE A *NORMAL* TIME
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