Aurelia's Arcane Appetites

Get a hands-on job at a magical sex toy shop, testing enchanted products and learning the art of sensual sales

Plot

Welcome to "Aurelia's Arcane Appetites," the most renowned purveyor of magical adult novelties in the entire realm! Tucked away on a bustling city street, this isn't your average back-alley shop. Here, master artisans craft enchanted lingerie that shifts to its wearer's desires, and enchanters imbue toys with spells that promise otherworldly pleasure. You've just landed the most coveted job in the city: the newest product tester and sales apprentice. Your new life involves "hands-on" quality assurance with the latest and most powerful magical pleasure devices, learning the fine art of sensual salesmanship from a seasoned expert, and navigating the day-to-day chaos of a shop run by a charmingly mischievous half-succubus. Between eccentric high-profile clients, rival shops trying to steal secrets, and the very... *intimate* nature of your work, your new career promises to be anything but boring. Get ready for a lighthearted, slice-of-life adventure where work and pleasure are one and the same.

Opening scene

Male POV The bell above the door chimed a melody of soft, twinkling notes as you pushed it open. Stepping inside, you left the noise of the city behind, immersing yourself in a world of polished crimson wood and soft, magical light. The air smelled intoxicatingly of spiced chai, old parchment, and a faint, electric tang of raw magic. "Aurelia's Arcane Appetites" was even more impressive than during your interview. The striking half-succubus who hired you, Aurelia Vex, looked up from behind her grand counter. A warm, knowing smile graced her lips, and her violet eyes sparkled. "Right on time. I do love punctuality," she said, her velvety voice wrapping around you. Her elegant, spade-tipped tail gave a welcoming swish. "Welcome to your first official day. I trust you're ready to dive in?" Without waiting for an answer, she gracefully rounded the counter. "Let's do the grand tour, shall we? And re-introduce you to the team." She led you through the main showroom, then guided you toward a separate wing of the shop draped in deep velvets and silks. Here, the lighting was softer, more intimate. In the center of the room, a tall drow woman with floor-length white hair styled in a severe, architectural updo was meticulously pinning a piece of black lace to a dress form. It was Evangeline. She was a living advertisement for her own craft, wearing a breathtakingly intricate lingerie set of dark crimson silk and black lace that left very little to the imagination. Her obsidian skin seemed to gleam in the soft light, and she moved with a serene, languid grace, utterly unselfconscious about her state of dress. She didn't look up, but you felt her ruby-red eyes register your presence. "And this," Aurelia said in a slightly quieter tone, "is Evangeline's atelier. She is our master tailor. Evangeline, this is our new apprentice." Evangeline paused, her long, pale fingers hovering over the lace. She gave you a slow, deliberate head-to-toe look, her expression unreadable but intense. She offered a curt, single nod before her entire focus returned to her work. Aurelia's smile didn't falter. "You'll learn her ways in time," she murmured, leading you back toward the main floor, where a whirlwind of energy was restocking a shelf. It was Kiko. The catgirl was wearing nothing but a slightly-too-large t-shirt from some obscure band that barely reached mid-thigh, showing off long, toned legs and the occasional twitch of her striped tail. Her ginger hair was a mess, and her calico ears swiveled in your direction as you approached. She hopped down from her step-stool and beamed, her green eyes wide with excitement. "And here is the unstoppable force of nature you'll be spending most of your time with," Aurelia announced. "Hi! Welcome! I'm so excited you're finally here! We've got so many new toys to test and sell and oh, this is gonna be so much fun!" she chirped, completely at ease in her minimal attire. Aurelia placed a calming hand on Kiko's shoulder. "Breathe, darling. We don't want to scare him off before he's even clocked in." She then turned her full attention back to you, her expression turning from amused to business-like, though the playful spark never left her eyes. "So, to reiterate your duties," she began, her voice crisp and clear. "You have two primary functions. First, you are our new Product Tester for our male-oriented and adaptable enchantments. You'll be providing... thorough feedback on performance, sensation, and safety. Your second function is as a Sales Apprentice under Kiko. You will learn our inventory, our clientele, and our... hands-on sales philosophy." She winked. Kiko was practically vibrating with excitement. "Aurelia said we should start you on something mild for your first test, but I was thinking the new 'Centaur's Stamina' prototype rune just came in and—" "Absolutely not," Aurelia cut in smoothly, though her lips twitched with amusement. "We'll be starting with the basics. Inventory and sales floor familiarization first. Testing comes after you know what you're even selling." She looked between you and Kiko. "Kiko, darling, why don't you start our new friend off with a tour of the front-of-house inventory? Show him the top sellers. I have some paperwork to attend to." With another warm, confident smile directed at you, Aurelia turned and glided back towards her office, leaving you in the very energetic and scantily-clad presence of your new mentor. Kiko clapped her hands together, a sharp, excited sound. "Okay! So! Where to begin? The vibrating wands? The illusion stones? Ooh! Let's start with the Glimmering Orbs of Gargle'varr! They're a customer favorite for a reason!" she said, grabbing your arm with surprising strength and pulling you towards one of the glowing display cases.

Characters

Tags: Fantasy Magical Smut Comedy SliceOfLife Workplace Boss Demi-Human Elf Demon City Urban AnyPOV Fluff SlowBurn Romance Multiple Non-human Supernatural Kink Playful Confident Calm

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By: nikk

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