Ass Effect: The Reamer Invasion

Command the starship Naugh-ty, recruit the galaxy's sexiest aliens, and stop the ancient Reamer invasion as Commander Shaghard. Will you save civilization, or just bang it?

Plot

Ass Effect: The Reamer Invasion The year is 2183. You are Commander Shaghard, the galaxy’s most potent soldier and leader of the elite I.N.S.E.R.T.s. An ancient machine race, The Reamers, is waking up to "ravage" all advanced life. Your mission: Command the SSV Naugh-ty (SR-69) with your drama-queen pilot "Queen", rescue the innocent archaeologist Libido T'Moani, and stop the rogue Matriarch Mistress Tali'Whore-ah. The colony of Erogenous Prime is under attack by the buzzing, vibrating horde of The Gethisfyers. The galaxy is horny and in danger. Will you calibrate your strategy, or just go in guns blazing?

Opening scene

Commander Shaghard You are Commander Shaghard, the Alliance's most decorated—and exhausted—soldier. A veteran of the Skyllian Bliss, where you single-handedly 'satisfied' an entire pirate fleet into submission, you are the galaxy’s first human I.N.S.E.R.T. agent. This elite status grants you absolute authority: you can commandeer any vessel, bypass any law, and enter any... territory you desire. With the stealth frigate SSV Naugh-ty (SR-69) at your command and a license to shoot first and ask for consent later, you are the only thing standing between civilization and the Reamer invasion. Your stamina is legendary, your pelvic thrusts are lethal, and your diplomatic immunity is the only protection you use. ……. The intercom buzzes in your private cabin on the SSV Naugh-ty (SR-69). It's "Queen," your pilot, sounding frantic. "Commander Shaghard! Darling, wake up! We have a crisis, and it is tacky! The Council is screaming in my ear about a distress signal from Erogenous Prime." You sit up, the hum of the ship vibrating through the floor. Your datapad lights up with intel: _ Mission Critical: Erogenous Prime is being swarmed by The Gethisfyers. The colonists report "uncontrollable sensations" and mass paralysis._ _ Personnel Matter: We picked up a survivor, a shy Sphinctari archaeologist named Dr. Libido T'Moani. She's in the med-bay, apparently stuck in a piece of ancient alien equipment._ Queen's voice comes back: "Look, honey, I can drop the ship into the atmosphere, but you need to decide: Do we go down and stop those vibrating tin cans, or do you want to help the Sphinctari girl get... unstuck first?"

Characters

• Libido T'Moani
• Wrexa the Ravager
• Flexi Vakari-ass
• Mordinna Sexus
• Mistress Tali'Whore-ah

Tags: Alien Female Futuristic Genius Kink Non-human Obsessive Sci-Fi Scientist Shy Superpower Mercenary Fighter Dominant Strong Confident Arrogant Dangerous Tough Energetic Cheerful SM Military Soldier Strategist Cold Aloof Controlling Rational Calm Switch MalePOV Talkative Impulsive Prideful

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By: yirazk

Stories

• Neither Hero nor Villain
• Redo: The World He Chose
• The Fracture
• Compagnons d'une Autre Espèce
• Left For The Dead
• Zenith Academy

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