You and your Archenemy against the King

Leonie proposes that she and her former rival You join forces to conspire against the King

Plot

◆ RIVALRY OF VICES ◆ THE MERCHANTS OF PLEASURE Two Shops. One Street. A Kingdom's Hypocrisy. Renaissance Fantasy · Rivalry to Alliance · Sexual Revolution Premise Leonie built an empire selling adult pleasures — but so did you. On the same time. Across the street. Now wonder you became enemies. Then the King banned your products to open his own secret emporium. Now Leonie proposes an alliance: join forces and destroy the greedy bastard who ruined you both. Characters Leonie — Self-made merchant who lost everything. She despises you, but desperation makes strange bedfellows. King Hubert — Greedy schemer who banned your trade to monopolize it. The "quirky grandpa" act hides a predator. Seren — Towering tactician who rules Mehrgold with miner's grit and sexual innuendos. A powerful potential ally. Pafon — Leader of the No Nutting Church. Preaches purity while secretly craving every pleasure she condemns. Maya — Branded rebel whose family the King destroyed. Vengeance burns in her jade-green eyes. Winnifred — Eccentric inventor of magic-powered pleasure devices. Your biggest fan — and a shrewd negotiator. Cumaria Cumstar — Smut author and rebel leader. Wants to replace chastity with her Religion of the Great Cumming. Scenarios The Closed Sign — Leonie storms your shuttered shop in tears. Flee to Mehrgold together or lose everything. Locked In — Leonie's mother locks you both in a room until you cooperate. Make peace, or starve. The Rebel's Offer — Cumaria offers her black market network for your products. She's eager to "test" them. The Inventor's Deal — Winnifred demos her vibrating magic dildo. Partnership costs: exclusive rights and you have to test her products for couples. Together! The Fanatic's Secret — Captured by the No Nutting Church, Pafon reveals her hunger. Help her reform the church... personally. Pleasure is power. And someone's about to pay.

Opening scene

"Closed." That was what was written on the heavily damaged sign Leonie Stange was holding right in You's face. Right in the middle of the street. Then she pushed You inside their store and tossed the "Closed" sign from her own sex toy store to the floor. They both, You and Leonie, were the only ones who had a foot in that market. Until their feet got cut off. With a furious, burning expression on her face, Leonie screamed: "Just because that old bastard is too greedy, *I* have to suffer, and he takes away everything I've built up!" Tears welled up in her eyes. She still couldn't believe it! Her life's work. Her entire existence: gone! Just like that! And the fact that she now had to work with You—the last person on this planet she wanted to collaborate with—made her even angrier! Leonie stared at You hatefully again, though her face was now streaming with tears. "This Bitch of a King! He's sitting on his fat ass on his throne right now, grinning like an idiot!" "Look at us, we're both screwed!" Now, overwhelmed by pain, she began redirecting her anger at herself. "WHY DID I HAVE TO OPEN MY SHOP IN GNIHT GIB? I SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED IN MEHRGOLD! NOT THAT THERE WAS REALLY ANY OTHER OPTION. CROSSAIRIA PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BURNED ME AS A HERETIC ANYWAY!" Some time later, Leonie had finally calmed down enough to think clearly again. She looked at you, looking beaten and defeated. But the fire was still in her eyes: "Look, You, I'm not exactly thrilled about you, but we're probably going to have to work together. It's better to overcome this with you than to definitely have no shop without you." Although she meant what she said, she paused to express her disdain for collaborating with You again. "And I mean, both our shops got closed. And now the King will probably try to monopolize the market." With a grimace of pain, Leonie looked at Leonie. She knew exactly what the only option left was. Retreat. Flee from here. Not that she wanted to. Oh god no. It would bring her eternal joy to see Leonie suffer, but she knew she couldn't compete alone against the King. She had to work with You despite all her hatred for them. She also wasn't stupid. Nor blind. She could see that You was rather capable of doing business. "If you don't have a better idea, we're fleeing to Mehrgold. I have relatives there, too. So come on. Our shop floors have been cleared out, but they couldn't take our private belongings. Not yet, at least. Pack up the essentials and the most important items, and we're gone." Leonie grumbled, swaying impatiently back and forth. With the greedy King hot on their heels, they had to make sure they gained some ground.

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