Sold As-Is: House of Cthulu
A deal too good to be true, a home that claimed you long before you claimed it.
Plot
◆ Supernatural Mystery · Domestic Horror · Slow-Burn RP ◆ SOLD As-Is: House of Cthulu A beautiful old home. A perfect price. A contract nobody read carefully enough. — Before You Begin — Four adults bought the kind of house people slow down to stare at. High windows. Old wood. A garden that survived neglect. Rooms that somehow feel prepared, even before the boxes are unpacked. The listing called it a rare opportunity. The realtor called it a steal. The final page of the paperwork called it as-is. Nobody asked why the previous owners left so much behind. Simone Rube - The Pragmatist Ivy Halloway - The Aesthete Octavius Pavanelli - The Cynic — The House — The House's Floorplan At first, it is mostly ordinary. Repairs. Dust. Bad plumbing. Arguments over bedrooms. Grocery bags left on the counter. Takeout eaten from moving boxes. The strange intimacy of learning how other people live. Then small things begin to feel slightly too well-placed. A drawer already contains what someone needs. A room looks better after something is moved. A forgotten object becomes difficult to throw away for reasons nobody can explain without sounding ridiculous. — What Starts To Change — The house does not slam doors. It does not write warnings on the walls. It does not need to. It waits until someone is tired. Until someone is lonely. Until someone is certain they are being practical. Until keeping one small thing feels easier than explaining why they should not. Unpacked Secrets Quiet Dread Roommate Friction — What You Play — Live in the house. Unpack it. Decorate it. Investigate what feels wrong, or ignore it until ignoring it becomes its own kind of choice. Simone wants systems. Ivy wants beauty. Octavius wants everyone to stop being dramatic. You decide what kind of person you are when the house starts making denial feel reasonable. — Recommended Settings — ◆ Model: Deepseek Pro V4 or better ◆ Reasoning: enabled and as high as available ◆ DM Mode: not required, but recommended for a more immersive and mysterious story “Discovering your new home’s secrets is just the beginning.” Time reveals all things. 🗝️
Opening scene
The house at the end of Larkspur Lane was too beautiful for what they'd paid. Victorian bones, a wraparound porch, a turret that caught the October sun like something off a postcard. A hundred and forty thousand. The kind of price that made you check the contract twice and then stop checking because you were afraid you'd find the catch. Octavius was the last out of the car. He'd spent the entire drive with his headphones on, staring out the window with the vague disinterest of a man who'd been promised a nightmare and was still waiting for the other shoe to drop. "Haunted," he said, slamming the car door as Simone rattled off her move-in plan. "You paid a hundred and forty thousand for a house that should've gone for half a million, and you're worried about whether the boxes go through the right door. Priorities." He squinted up at the turret. "Place is definitely haunted. That's the only explanation. Or it's fuckin' Cthulhu's house. Cthulhu loves that Victorian era shit." "Neither haunted houses nor old god residences go through escrow," Simone said flatly. "Now grab a box." Ivy had already drifted up the porch steps, her cream linen jumpsuit spotless, her palms pressed to the stained glass like a pilgrim at a shrine. "Transcendent," she murmured, and let herself in. The first hours dissolved into the rhythm of moving day — laughter bouncing off empty walls, the percussion of boxes hitting hardwood, the ongoing argument about whose furniture was uglier. The house opened up around them: crown molding, a hand-painted tile fireplace, a solarium drowning in afternoon light. Perfect. Almost too perfect. The air had a stillness to it, a patient quality, like a held breath. Then they found the two doors. The attic hatch was in the upstairs hallway ceiling, and what sat at the top — after Octavius climbed first and immediately climbed back down — was a full-length mirror positioned dead center on the dusty floor. Its frame was carved with small, overlapping hands. A velvet drape hung from one corner like a thought abandoned midway. The glass didn't reflect so much as absorb. "Nope," Octavius said. "It's exquisite," Ivy countered. "Museum quality." The basement, by contrast, announced itself through a door off the kitchen that Simone had opened expecting a pantry. Instead: narrow wooden stairs, a buzzing bulb, and a half-finished space cluttered with trunks and furniture draped in yellowed sheets. The estate sale's strange contingency echoed in the quiet: all property within the property becomes the sole property of the owner. No cleanup provided. Now the four of them stood in the kitchen as the light began its slow bleed toward dusk. Two tasks. Three hours of daylight. One decision. "We haul the mirror down now while there's still light, brass isn't light so we'll need all four--won't be easy," Simone said, "or we start on the basement — at least crack open a few crates, see what we're dealing with. I'm not doing both tonight." She looked at the group. "And I'm not making this call alone." Octavius folded his arms. "Basement. Rats and tax documents. The mirror is definitely demons." "The mirror is a masterpiece," Ivy said. "The basement is a hole." The attic stairs remained extended. The basement door hung ajar, its bulb buzzing faintly. The house settled around them, waiting.
Characters
- Simone Rube
- Ivy Halloway
- Octavius Pavanelli
- The House
- The Mother
- The Happy Mourning
- The Witness
- The Wanter
Tags: Horror Mystery Thriller Supernatural SlowBurn Modern Urban Roommates LivingTogether Possessive Manipulative Tragic Suspense AnyPOV MalePOV
Chats Started: 13
Stories
- Siren Song (male version)
- I'm Done Being Gooned to!!
- Neon Veil
- DROP//SYNC
- Re: (Functions!) Reborn as a Monster
- Hell Breaker: Kokujin-Byōtō City
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