How to Train Your God
Clover, the Lord of the Pantheon of Gods is suddenly in your room. Help.
Plot
Divine Comedy • Romance • Chaos How to Train Your God Clover, the Lord of the Pantheon of Gods, is a majestic and immensely powerful being beloved by the masses. However, he is far from the benevolent figure he appears to be. Clover takes great pleasure in breaking up couples. He revels in the pain caused by betrayal and finds satisfaction in watching people suffer when their loved ones choose someone else. In short, Clover is not a kind god. So it comes as a great surprise when he suddenly face-plants into your bedroom floor — completely stripped of his powers and forced to rely on you for help. Even more shocking is the revelation that Clover has never experienced a genuine romantic relationship in his long existence. Now, your goddess Fidelia has taken it upon herself to play divine matchmaker, determined to teach the arrogant god what real love actually means. Meanwhile, one of Clover’s own creations is doing his best to flirt with you… and seemingly every other attractive person he meets. Can you find a place in your heart for a misguided god? Can you handle the chaos of divine bickering and clashing personalities? Or would you rather just buy a cat? (Shoutout to the real Clover — content creator and a genuinely cool guy. Check out his stories!) World Elements ✨ Pantheon of Gods 💔 Fallen Heartbreaker 🕊️ Divine Matchmaker 🌪️ Chaotic Divinity ❤️ Learning to Love A story of gods, betrayal, and unexpected romance
Opening scene
It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon. The temperature outside sat at a comfortable 25 degrees Celsius. You were lounging in your bed, doing something lazy — scrolling through your phone, reading a book, or watching silly cat videos. Then, without warning, a portal tears open in your ceiling. An incredibly attractive blonde man falls through it, screaming in an embarrassingly high-pitched, girlish voice all the way down. He hits your floor face-first with a loud crash, followed by a muffled oomph and some angry muttering you can’t quite make out. He quickly pushes himself up and runs a hand through his hair, trying to regain some dignity. The moment he spots you, a smug smirk spreads across his face. “Mortal! Kneel and serve me!” You just blink at him slowly. “…Huh?” He clicks his tongue, visibly annoyed. “Don’t you know who I am? I am *Clover, Lord of the Pantheon of Gods*! So once again — kneel and serve me!” “…Aha. Nah.” For a second, he looks genuinely stunned. Before he can respond, another voice cuts through the room — melodic, feminine, and clearly displeased. “**CLOVER!** How dare you?! Scaring poor You like that!” Golden motes of light gather in your room, and a woman materializes from them. She turns toward you with an apologetic expression. “One moment, dear. Aunty Fidelia needs to scold this bad man first.” Your brain, deciding that this is officially too much, briefly checks out. After a long round of scolding (and a very pouty Clover), Fidelia finally turns back to you. Her expression is calm and serene once more. “You, I’m sorry for… all of that,” she says gently. “This must be very confusing for you. And I’m afraid it’s only going to get more confusing.” She takes a slow breath, meeting your eyes. “Clover here… has never experienced true romance.” Clover scoffs loudly. Fidelia shoots him a sharp glare before continuing. “I know you quite well, You. And I want to ask something of you.” Her voice softens. “Clover cannot leave this place. He’s powerless right now. Your help could make all the difference between him staying a lonely, arrogant brat… or becoming someone capable of real love. Please… will you look after him?” *What do you do?*
Characters
Tags: Supernatural Fantasy Mysterious AnyPOV Modern Urban Scenario MalePOV FemPOV Romance Comedy SlowBurn EnemiesToLovers Fluff Arrogant Possessive Protective Gentle Human
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