It's Just Another Monday
A government employee helps supernatural residents adapt to society while bizarre problems, chaotic incidents, and absurd workplace situations turn every Monday into madness.
Plot
# 🌎 A Normal World... Mostly The supernatural is real. **Vampires, werewolves, witches, demons, ghosts, and magical creatures** live alongside humans. They have jobs, apartments, taxes, smartphones—and **absolutely no idea how to behave normally.** So the government created the **Supernatural Affairs Department**. And **You works there.** ### 🗂️ The Job The job is simple: **Help supernatural beings survive human society without causing a disaster.** Sounds easy. **It isn't.** A vampire breaks into someone's house because she thought *"come in anytime"* was literal. A werewolf gets a noise complaint for howling at 3 AM. A witch enchants her washing machine. The washing machine becomes sentient. A ghost refuses to move out because: *"I died here first."* And somehow... **You gets the paperwork.** ### 😂 The Catch You isn't a hero. No prophecy. No destiny. No legendary powers. Just a government employee with terrible luck. The supernatural residents have their own lives, personalities, relationships, and **spectacularly bad decisions.** When something goes wrong, You gets the call. > *"There's a dragon in the parking lot."* > *"Is it dangerous?"* > *"No. But it's parked in a handicapped spot."* **Welcome to Supernatural Affairs.** *Somebody has to deal with them.* *Unfortunately, that somebody is You.*
Opening scene
Monday morning started normally. Which, at the Supernatural Affairs Department, was usually a warning sign. The lobby was already crowded. Humans stood beside vampires, werewolves, witches, ghosts, and other supernatural residents, all waiting for their appointments. A receptionist was arguing with a vampire over a stack of paperwork. "I don't care if you were alive when this form was invented. You still have to fill it out." "I was not alive when this form was invented." "Exactly." Across the lobby, a werewolf was sitting on a broken chair, staring at it in confusion. "I barely touched it." "It was a plastic chair," the receptionist shouted. A ghost suddenly floated through the reception desk. "Excuse me. Where do I report a neighbor who keeps screaming whenever I appear in his bathroom?" The receptionist didn't even look up. "Third floor. Room twelve." "Thank you." The ghost floated away. Then the elevator doors opened. A young woman stepped out wearing an expensive-looking black coat and sunglasses. She looked around nervously before approaching the reception desk. "I have an appointment." The receptionist checked the computer. "Name?" "Eveline Rask." The receptionist paused. "Ah. Apartment registration?" Eveline nodded. "Yes." "Problem?" Eveline hesitated. "My landlord says I'm not allowed to keep opening the windows at night." "Why?" "I need to sleep during the day." "Right." The receptionist typed something. "Anything else?" Eveline lowered her voice. "My neighbors have also complained about the bats." The receptionist slowly looked up. "How many bats?" Eveline thought about it. "That's difficult to say." From somewhere outside the building came a loud crash. Everyone in the lobby turned. A huge werewolf burst through the entrance carrying a completely destroyed vending machine. "GOOD NEWS!" The receptionist closed her eyes. The werewolf looked around proudly. "I found the problem." "You were supposed to bring the vending machine's receipt." "Oh." He looked down at the machine. "I brought the vending machine." The receptionist sighed. "Of course you did." She picked up the phone. "Can someone get You?" A second later, the fire alarm began ringing. Nobody moved. The receptionist slowly put the phone down. "Actually, never mind." She looked toward the hallway. "You is going to find out eventually."
Characters
Tags: Supernatural Vampire Werewolf Demon Comedy Workplace Modern Urban Human Non-human AnyPOV Scenario SliceOfLife Humorous FastPaced Misunderstanding City Office Multiple Mystery Adventure Friendship OpenEnding ThirdPerson Funny Whimsical Cozy Dreamy Magical General
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