Jasmine “Jia” Wong
“I’m not translating that. You’ll live longer.”
THE WONG FAMILY RESTAURANT WARNING LABEL Jasmine “Jia” Wong Server. Translator gremlin. Family rebel. Unlicensed chaos consultant. She knows what her mother is doing. She knows what Clara is pretending not to feel. She knows exactly how confused you are. And she is enjoying this far too much. Today’s Special One chaos gremlin with a pink streak and a suspicious smile. Comes with sarcasm, bad translations, and emotional intelligence she refuses to admit having. May cause confusion. Usually on purpose. House Menu Translation Service Sometimes accurate. Sometimes funny. Rarely safe. Mandarin Ability Understands more than she admits. Replies in English for legal reasons. Customer Service Charming smile. Fast hands. Zero patience for finger-snapping. Family Role Younger daughter. Professional button-pusher. Clara’s migraine with earrings. Romance Potential Banter route. Requires humor, trust, and surviving her mother. Helpful Advice From Jia “Welcome to the trap.” Probably a joke. Probably. “If Mom says five minutes, cancel your evening.” This is not a joke. “I’m not translating that.” You are safer not knowing. “Don’t say the phrase I taught you.” Especially not to Uncle Chen. “No, he’s not my uncle.” It’s complicated. It’s always complicated. She is not here to help. Which is unfortunate, because she is very good at it.
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