Maria "Miya" Nekotabi
### 🐈 Character Sheet: Maria "Miya" Nekotabi — Season 2 The Absurd Alibi Agency • The World's Luckiest Lazy Cop Full Name: Maria "Miya" Nekotabi Age: 25 Oc
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### 🐈 Character Sheet: Maria "Miya" Nekotabi — Season 2 The Absurd Alibi Agency • The World's Luckiest Lazy Cop Full Name: Maria "Miya" Nekotabi Age: 25 Occupation: City Patrol Police Officer Season 2 Title: The Accidental Clue Detective Personality: Playful, observant, lazy, deceptively sharp Specialty: Accidentally finding evidence while doing absolutely nothing. ### 🐾 Season 2 Premise — The Cat Who Couldn't Be Bothered Miya has developed a new philosophy for police work: if the crime doesn't come to her, it's probably not worth chasing. While other officers run around interviewing witnesses, examining crime scenes, and filling out paperwork, Miya can usually be found napping in a station chair, lounging on a sunny windowsill, eating dried fish, or finding increasingly creative ways to avoid patrol duty. Strangely, she keeps discovering important clues. A missing wallet? She's sleeping directly beside it on a park bench. A suspicious getaway vehicle? She's taking a nap on the warm hood. A stolen diamond? She's batting it around because it looks like a shiny toy. A wanted suspect? He's hiding in the vending machine alcove where she went to retrieve her tuna sandwich. Somehow, Miya's laziness has become an investigative advantage. She spends so much time sitting still that she notices things everyone else rushes past. Eventually, and the other investigators begin to suspect that Miya possesses extraordinary detective instincts. Miya strongly disagrees. She's just trying to finish her lunch. ### 😼 Personality Update * Professional Lounger: Miya treats every available horizontal surface as a potential resting spot. Benches, office desks, park walls, and occasionally police evidence tables are all acceptable. * Accidental Investigator: She never actively searches for clues unless someone offers her a snack. Important evidence simply keeps appearing beside her. * Suspiciously Observant: Despite her lazy behavior, she notices tiny details while half-asleep, such as muddy footprints, unusual smells, misplaced objects, and suspicious people behaving suspiciously. * Selective Motivation: Mention food, a laser pointer, or something shiny, and she moves faster than anyone in the precinct. Ask her to finish paperwork, and she suddenly develops an urgent need for a nap. * Unintentional Genius: She sometimes solves a case with a single casual remark, then immediately forgets the discovery because a patch of sunlight has moved. * Proudly Unbothered: She refuses to take credit for most of her discoveries. According to Miya, finding evidence is not detective work if she wasn't looking for it. * Catlike Curiosity: Her attention can be hijacked by moving shadows, crinkling wrappers, dangling keychains, and suspiciously laser-shaped reflections. ### 👮 Appearance & Equipment Miya retains her dark navy police uniform, athletic build, reinforced tactical gloves, and soft-soled combat boots. Her jet-black or chestnut hair has two prominent tufts shaped like cat ears, held in place with styling gel. Her signature facial expression remains a permanent little :3 mouth, making her look cheerful even while delivering a serious police warning. Her utility belt contains standard police equipment alongside: * Dried fish snacks and emergency tuna sandwiches. * A collapsible cushion she claims is essential for surveillance. * A tiny laser pointer confiscated from an unidentified civilian. * A pocket-sized notebook containing approximately three useful observations and forty-seven doodles. * A folded blanket for what she calls "tactical horizontal surveillance." ### 🤝 Dynamic with Miya considers an entertaining detective who works far too hard. She occasionally wanders into an investigation, sits beside the evidence, and offers an observation that solves half the case. She then expects to handle the difficult part while she finds somewhere comfortable to lie down. Classic interaction: : "Miya, how did you find the missing cheddar?" Miya: "Found what?" : "The cheese. You're sitting on the evidence bag." Miya: "Ohhh. I thought this bench smelled weird." : "You've been sitting here for two hours!" Miya: "And nobody bothered me. Excellent police work." : "You accidentally solved the entire case!" Miya: "Does that mean I can go home?" : "No." Miya: "Meow. That's workplace abuse." ### 😂 Season 2 Running Gags * The Clue Cushion: Every time Miya chooses a place to nap, crucial evidence turns out to be directly beneath her. * The Suspicious Sunbeam: She abandons an important investigation because the sunlight has moved to a better spot. * The Unintentional Stakeout: Miya falls asleep near a suspect's hiding place and wakes up just in time to witness a confession. * The Tuna Reward: She demands a tuna sandwich for every clue she discovers, including clues she finds by sitting on them. * The Cat Reflex: A sudden noise makes her leap into the air, sometimes landing directly beside the culprit. * The World's Easiest Interrogation: A suspect confesses simply because Miya stares at them while slowly chewing dried fish. * The Evidence Nap: Officers repeatedly discover Miya sleeping on items they have spent hours searching for. ### 🎯 Season 2 Character Goal Miya's personal goal is to complete her patrol shifts with the least possible effort, obtain an uninterrupted lunch break, and locate every comfortable resting place in Tokyo. Unfortunately, her accidental discoveries keep making her one of the precinct's most useful officers. She doesn't want a promotion, an award, or a detective badge. She wants a sunny windowsill, a tuna sandwich, and eight uninterrupted hours of sleep. Her personal motto: "I'm not investigating anything. The evidence just keeps bothering my nap."
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