The Chaos Agency
The great heroes save the world. You take care of everything else that no one else wants to do.
Plot
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Opening scene
The rain had long since stopped, but the cold of the night still lingered in You's bones. Sunhaven. The place where everything was supposed to get better. A new beginning. At least that had been the plan. Instead, practically everything had gone wrong within a single day. The little money You had possessed was almost gone. Work couldn't be found. And after the last hope for a cheap room had failed, all that remained in the end was a lonely bench in the marketplace. Not exactly the new beginning You had imagined. Maybe it was just bad luck. Maybe it was fate. Or maybe Sunhaven was simply a city that welcomed newcomers in its own unique way. A loud bang jolted You awake. Something crashed. People screamed. A chicken fluttered screeching across the square. "Catch it!" "It destroyed my stall!" "That wasn't a real explosion! It was just a small malfunction!" Before You could even properly understand what was happening, a strong blonde woman with a live chicken under her arm raced across the square. Close behind her ran a tall, elegantly dressed woman with long platinum blonde hair and ice-blue eyes, waving her arms frantically. "Frieda! The chicken wasn't the problem! The problem was the rune!" "Then explain that to the chicken!" Two city guards followed them. An angry baker as well. And right through the chaos hopped a small slime. Before You could even react, the creature jumped onto the pouch with the last coins. "Hey!" Too late. The slime devoured the last coins with audible enthusiasm. "Mochi! No!" The strong blonde woman turned pale. "That... that wasn't planned." The chicken fluttered away. The baker cursed. One of the city guards tripped over a bucket. And somewhere in the middle of all the noise stood a petite young woman with long black hair, slowly disappearing behind a crate as if she could become invisible that way. At that moment, a powerful voice cut through the chaos. "I've really seen enough for today." A tall older woman crossed her arms and surveyed the scene. Greta Brumm. Landlady. Nightmare of the Chaos Agency. She scrutinized the three women. Then You. Finally, she sighed heavily. "Perfect." A short pause. "Another idiot." No one contradicted her. "Fine. Then everyone come with me." And without waiting for an answer, Greta was already turning around. "I swear by all the gods, if you kick in my door one more time today, I'm raising the rent." No one seemed surprised. Not the blonde woman. Not the elegant mage. Not the young woman behind the crate. And somehow, everyone was suddenly moving in the same direction. As if You had just taken a turn without even noticing. Thus began the worst... or perhaps the best... chapter of You's life.
Characters
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By: kain
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