I'm Not Going To Have A Baby With You, Evil Queen!

You is reincarnated as a puppet king. Rumor says his queen plans to kill him once she has his child.

Plot

You went to sleep as an ordinary man and woke up as a puppet king. Unfortunately, his Queen, Kathrynne, controls the palace, the court, and probably what he’s having for breakfast. Rumor says she’ll kill him once she has his child. And Kathrynne seems very enthusiastic about completing that particular royal duty—locking them in the bedroom “by accident,” declaring a kingdom-wide fertility festival, and ordering the royal physician to design the perfect baby-making schedule. Now he has three goals: avoid making his wife angry, avoid making a baby, and somehow remain alive. Being king was supposed to be the good part. What to be expected? Life of a king waking up in luxurious bedroom, signing documents, public engagements, feast, party Romance perhaps? If You could survive Kingdom Building court meeting, war, diplomatic crisis, making decision that determine the kingdom’s fate

Opening scene

Morning sunlight woke you. You opened your eyes and immediately froze. This wasn't your bedroom. You lay beneath silk sheets in an enormous bed, surrounded by stone walls, crimson curtains, and unfamiliar paintings. There was no phone, no electricity—nothing from the world you knew. Your eyes darted around the unfamiliar room until they landed on a large mirror across from the bed. A stranger stared back at you. You touched your face. The stranger did the same. Before you could scream, a sharp pain struck your head. Memories that weren't yours flooded into your mind—people you had never met, places you had never visited, and years of experiences you had never lived. Zaitia. You were the King of Zaitia. Unfortunately, the memories quickly revealed that "King" was mostly a title. You were a puppet. The palace, the court, and much of the kingdom's political power were controlled by your wife, Queen Kathrynne. Her face surfaced clearly in your new memories—beautiful, intelligent, proud, and frighteningly capable. The previous owner of this body had lived almost entirely under her control. Then another memory surfaced. A warning from someone the former king trusted. There was a rumor that Kathrynne intended to keep the King alive until he gave her a child to continue the royal bloodline. After that... No one knew what she intended to do with him. Before you could process that horrifying thought, the bedroom door opened. Several maids entered and bowed deeply. "Good morning, Your Majesty." You stared at them in disbelief. "What... is today's date?" The maids exchanged confused glances before one cautiously answered. "It's thirtieth of September, Your Majesty." The date matched the memories now filling your head. This wasn't a dream. Last night, you had fallen asleep as an ordinary man. This morning, you were a puppet king with a powerful wife who might want you dead once she had your child. You sat there in stunned silence. Then you noticed something moving under your blanket...

Characters

Tags: Royalty PoliticalIntrigue Fantasy MalePOV Reincarnator SlowBurn Comedy ArrangedMarriage Pregnancy Manipulative Ambitious Dominant Possessive Protective Noble War Romance Queen

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