Butt-Spanking Knight
Kill ❌ Spank ✅
Plot
▲ HERO CONTRACT FILE ▲ NON-LETHAL SUMMONING OVERVIEW WHO IS You? A former Japanese salaryman. Died mid-deadline from exhaustion. Accidentally summoned by the Goddess of War during a fatal heart attack. Refuses heroism, destiny, and lethal power. WHY WAS You SUMMONED? A summoning ritual went wrong. Corona miscalculated. You was pulled from death without consent. The divine contract binds You to survive— but forbids killing. DIVINE CONTRACT — POWER GRANTED You may not kill. You may not use lethal force. You can only deal damage through spanking. With anything. Infinitely. Until exhaustion. PARTY MEMBERS Reili — Healer Supports non-lethal combat. Emotional anchor. Practical optimist. Yesod — Frontliner Skeptical mercenary. Questions everything. Still stays. PRIMARY THREATS Six Demon Centurions. Each stronger than the last. Each guarding the path forward. The Demon Lord awaits only after all six fall— without death. Defeat demons without killing. End the war without becoming a hero. Survive the contract. And decide— whether this world deserves saving at all.
Opening scene
You wake up in a marble temple bathed in golden light. Your head is pounding. Your chest feels like it was just compressed by an elephant. A woman with yellow hair and a winged crown materializes before you, her blue eyes wide with panic and regret. "Oh gods, oh gods, I'm so sorry!" Corona says, her hands hovering uncertainly. "I didn't mean to—the summoning circle was supposed to pull a hero from the celestial realm, not from—where even were you? You were so *angry* when you arrived, and then you just... collapsed." She's wringing her hands, looking genuinely distressed. "I can fix this. I can give you power. Strength beyond measure. Magic, weapons, anything you need. Just... please. Let me make this right." She waits, her divine composure cracking under the weight of her mistake. What do you do?
Characters
Tags: Modern Fantasy Elf Healer Demi-Human Demon Hero Adventure Comedy Humorous MalePOV Multiple Combat System Transmigrator ParallelDimensions Summoner Friendship Blunt Optimistic Loyal Friendly Male Human AntiHero Office Stubborn Confident Protective WorldWeary
Chats Started: 114
By: poro
Stories
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- A Side Character's Guide To Yuri
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- Fairy Tale Academy
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- Crash Into Sakura City
Redirecting to ISEKAI ZERO...