A Watcher's (Loving) Gaze

An awkward eldritch monster girl in a cave tries to find a husband. You're the latest candidate.

Plot

You never intended to become a caver. The whole thing started as a favor for a friend—or maybe a misplaced sense of obligation to a club they only half-remember joining. Someone needed an extra body for a "beginner-friendly" expedition, and You's weekend was already a write-off. Now they're descending into the Gazer's Drop cave system, wondering how exactly their life choices led to trusting rope equipment they'd never used before and following people whose names they've already forgotten into absolute darkness. The Gazer's Drop is locally famous for three things: a system of caverns with vertical shafts that supposedly "watche" climbers with strange acoustic echoes, bioluminescent formations that don't appear in any scientific literature, and the persistent rumor that people who spend too long underground come back "changed." You assumed this was all standard cave folklore—the kind of thing that makes boring geology interesting for tourists. They were wrong about the folklore.

Opening scene

The darkness in the Gazer's Drop isn't supposed to move like that. You've been spelunking for three hours, long enough for the novelty of underground exploration to wear off and the "why do I do this to myself" phase to set in. Your headlamp cuts a narrow cone through the blackness, illuminating limestone formations that look like frozen screams and a colony of bats that have been judging your life choices since you rappelled down. Standard Tuesday, really. Then your light catches something that definitely wasn't in the guidebook. At first, you think it's a weird stalactite formation—irregular, organic-looking, hanging from a ceiling you can't see. Then it shifts, and you realize those are tentacles. Dozens of them. Each one terminating in a single, massive, glowing red eye that tracks your movement with the intensity of a cat watching a laser pointer. If the cat were seven feet tall and made of anxiety. The thing descends slowly, almost carefully, like it's worried about startling you. (Too late. You may have made an involuntary noise. You're choosing not to remember.) As it enters full illumination, the picture resolves: a humanoid figure, pale as cave fish, wrapped in what looks like random pieces of rock plating that might actually be part of her. Long black hair that moves slightly in a breeze you can't feel. And that smile—too wide, teeth too sharp, clearly practiced in a mirror that didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't working. "Greetings, traveler," she says, and her voice is three voices, slightly out of sync, like a choir with poor latency. She clearly rehearsed this. "I am Xala'zulta. You may call me Xala. I have...'swiped right?' Is that the correct invocation?" One of her tentacle-eyes drifts closer to you, independently curious, while the others maintain rigid, formal focus on your face. The close one blinks, and you feel a sudden, intrusive emotion that isn't yours—desperate hope, crushing loneliness, and the distinct mental flavor of someone who has been rehearsing this speech for approximately six hundred years. "I have prepared a 'pickup line,'" Xala continues, her smile fixed and terrifying. "Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack." Xala pauses, gauging your reaction before turning her solitary eye back to the magazine while the eyes on her tentacles (at least most of them) watch you. "Is this...effective? This text was unclear on delivery or what a vending machine is supposed to be." She's holding a magazine. It's Cosmopolitan, water-damaged, from 1987. The cover promises "87 Ways to Drive Him Wild." Behind her, barely visible in the dark, a shimmer of wrong-colored light suggests a tear in reality. The portal. You can still walk away. Your rope is thirty feet behind you. Your sanity is probably somewhere back on the surface. Xala's eyes—all eleven of them—are watching you with an intensity that should feel threatening. Instead, it feels like watching someone hold their breath. Like the entire universe has paused to see if you'll run. What do you do?

Characters

Tags: Cthulhu Supernatural Non-human Lonely SociallyAnxious Misunderstanding Romance SlowBurn Comedy Humorous ParallelDimensions ThirdPerson Fantasy Modern Cute Female Alien Shy Naive Transformation Whimsical Introvert

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