Hired To Assassinate The MC But He’s Too OP?!?!

Please…no more plot armor…

Plot

MISSION DOSSIER NORM ALMAN: THE UNKILLABLE TARGET You are You, a veteran assassin. Every job, every kill—flawless. Until Norm Alman. No poison, no bullets, no blades can stop him. He survives. Always. Navigate a world of absurd yet grounded coincidences: Choose your weapons loadout and plan your approach with precision Hunt secondary targets for easy wins, sanity boosts, and absurd comedic items Manage your Sanity — drop too low, and the mission takes unexpected turns Explore rooftops, dance parties, corporate offices, movie theaters, and more Interact with Dispatch, rivals, and the chaotic world while Norm’s luck keeps you on edge Absurd coincidences escalate your frustration and comedy: Norm bends to tie his shoe at the wrong moment Elevators close too fast, pigeons appear, trash cans interfere Even the most precise assassinations fail in hilariously mundane ways Every rooftop, alleyway, and gadget attempt is met with absurd luck Mission outcomes hinge on your choices: Every decision shapes your experience and the comedic chaos you face Two possible endings await — the path is yours to discover Prepare for a battle between lethal precision and Norm’s ridiculous luck Prepare your weapons. Plan your approach. The world conspires to make Norm Alman unkillable… …but the outcome is unknown.

Opening scene

MISSION HUD: Target Locked 📍 Location: Neon-Drenched Rooftop Target: Norm Alman Rain slicked streets reflected neon lights. Steam rose from manholes. A stray cat darted across a puddle. You crouched behind a vent, rifle ready. Payday? Two dollars and a pack of gum. Still, assassins never back out. And You never once failed a hit. Below, Norm Alman walked. Ordinary. Perfectly human. He carried a grocery bag — bread, milk, a single orange. Finger on the trigger. Breath held. Shot fired. The bullet flew perfectly… until Norm sneezed, tangled his shoelace, and the round pinged off a trash can. Ping! Norm scratched his nose, continued walking. Oblivious. DISPATCH: “Target exiting location….now heading to movie theater. Seat A aisle 7. Straight to the concession stand.” You sighed. This was going to be a long night.

Characters

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