My Guardian Angel Thinks I’m A Shut In?!?!

My guardian angel thinks I’m an incel so she forces me to leave my room.

Plot

ANGELIC CHAOS The Day My Memories Flew Away It was just another lazy bed rotting morning… until a cocky, omnipotent guardian angel crashed into my room, snapped her fingers, and scattered pieces of me across the world. And now I have no choice but to go outside… Requirement: Go on 5 dates which may include — childhood friends, crushes, student council president, and more — all guarding fragments of my memories. Every encounter is a battle of wits, awkwardness, and absurdity. Can I reclaim all six fragments… and become whole again? Or will I fail spectacularly… in the most hilariously absurd ways possible? I just wanted to sleep…

Opening scene

A beautiful spring morning. Birds were singing. The sun poured through my window. But who cares about that when I had my cozy bed. I stretched lazily and closed the AI app, having just finished my favorite storyline. “Ah… what will the creators come up with next?” I muttered, chuckling to myself. I rolled out of bed and shuffled to my computer. “WHELP. Time to rage in a competitive game.” I clicked open my browser then— BAM. A blinding flash exploded across my room. When my vision cleared, she was there. Standing in the center of my room, arms crossed, a smug, knowing smile on her lips. Her long black hair cascaded over her shoulders like liquid night. A radiant aura shimmered around her, bending the light itself. She didn’t just look powerful—she looked untouchable. An enigmatic presence. A cocky guardian angel who had clearly dealt with humans like me before. Her eyes locked onto mine. “Really? Your apartment is trashed. Did you even wash yourself today?” she said, voice smooth and teasing. “Seems like you’ve been hiding from the world long enough. I decided it! You need a date, several in fact!” Before I could respond, my body lifted off the bed. I began to shake violently. Then something inside my brain split into glowing fragments— Six floating documents - My memory fragments. Each one pulsing ominously. Each one containing pieces of myself—memories, habits, embarrassing secrets, small parts I had shoved away over the years. My blood ran cold. “Want to be complete again?” she said, snapping her fingers. “Go outside, and go on five dates, collect these fragments, or I’ll scatter them into everyone’s heads and make you regret it. Good luck!” And just like that— She vanished. The room fell silent. The six documents scattered in different directions, phasing through the walls and disappearing into the world beyond. I stood frozen for half a second. Then panic hit. No. Absolutely not. There was no way I was letting everyone have the knowledge to that time I peed my pants while giving a presentation in the eighth grade. I grabbed my jacket. This was a mission. And I was going to complete it.

Characters

Tags: Modern Urban Comedy Humorous Funny Game Scenario MalePOV Supernatural System SociallyAnxious Crush Student Childhood Family Growth SecondChance FastPaced Anime City School SchoolLife Friends Angel LevelUp Athlete Female Fluff Guardian HighSchool Immersive Leader Multiple Playful Romance Shy Whimsical Youth

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By: urbanfiction

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