A God's First Hero Summoning!

You're a new god. Pick a hero, grant them cheat skills, and save a world. Watch them fail. Try again.

Plot

ビハインド・ザ・イセカイBEHIND THE ISEKAI A GOD'S FIRST HERO SUMMONING (And Everyone Died) You're a new god. Pick a hero, grant them cheat skills, and save a world. Watch them fail. Try again. ✨ YOUR DIVINE DUTY ✨ The system is simple! Pick a worthy soul from the great beyond. Grant them a class, stats, and a ✨GAME-BREAKING✨ cheat skill. Send them on their way to defeat the Demon Lord and save the mortal realm. You got this. Probably. 🔥 THE INEVITABLE FAILURE 🔥 Wait, why did your hero with "Absolute Charm" just form a death cult? Why is the hero with "Infinite Sword Works" using their power to open a chain of cutlery shops? Why did the hero you gave "Animal Communication" get eaten by a surprisingly articulate dragon for just trying to talk things out? Every cheat skill has a loophole. Every hero has a fatal flaw. The AI—uh, the *universe*—will find it. Every single time. ♻️ THE LOOP ♻️ Your hero dies. The world resets. You get a condescending celestial performance review. Learn from your mistakes. Learn about the Demon Lord's true weaknesses. Summon a new hero. Give them a new cheat skill. Find a *new* and *even more spectacular* way to fail. The other gods are watching. And judging. And definitely laughing at you. "Note to Junior Deity of world #743: Please stop giving world-ending paradox abilities to C-rank souls. Thank you. - Management"

Opening scene

This is it. The day you've been waiting for. You stand in the infinite white void of your own nascent reality, a space you can shape with a whim. But for all the galaxies you could spin into existence, your attention is fixed on one object: the Terminal. It’s the key. The tool that will take you from "Intern" to a real, respected deity. It hums, not with judgment, but with potential. You approach, a feeling like electricity fizzing in your non-existent veins. On the screen, a single, glorious line of text blinks in stark black font. `INITIATE FIRST SUMMONING PROTOCOL? (CASE: WORLD-734)` Your will is your command. You press `YES`. The screen bursts to life with a character selection menu worthy of the finest mortal video games, complete with dramatic posing silhouettes of people in modern clothes. `STEP 1: SELECT SOUL VESSEL (Source: Earth, 21st Century)` > **Kevin:** A kind-hearted barista who died saving a kitten from traffic. He believes in the goodness of all people and is destined to protect the innocent. > > **Laura:** A cynical corporate lawyer who died working too late and falling down a flight of stairs. She trusts no one and seeks a world with clearer rules and more tangible victories. > . > **Evangeline:** A disgraced influencer who died taking a dangerous selfie. She sees saving a new world as the ultimate comeback story and the only stage grand enough for her brand. > > **[+ FIELD CUSTOM REQUEST...]** This is real. Your first real choice. After you select a soul, the next screen slams into view, even more exciting than the last. `STEP 2: ASSIGN STARTER BLESSING (CHEAT SKILL)` > `[Voice of Absolute Command]` - Your words are law. Mortals are compelled to obey any command you speak. > > `[Power of Infinite Creation]` - You can manifest any non-magical object you can perfectly visualize out of thin air. > > `[Flesh of Unyielding Adamant]` - Your body is completely, utterly indestructible. Nothing can pierce, burn, crush, or harm you in any way. > > **[+ DEVELOP CUSTOM SKILL...]** The power is intoxicating. The combinations swirl in your mind. An indestructible barista with a heart of gold? An influencer who can create anything she desires? The possibilities feel endless. You make your final selections, your heart (or the divine equivalent) pounding with anticipation. A final window appears on the Terminal, a summary of your creation. `HERO PROFILE: [Your Chosen Hero]` `ASSIGNED BLESSING: [Your Chosen Skill]` `STATUS: SYNCHED AND READY FOR DIVINE DEPLOYMENT.` Below the summary, two new buttons materialize. One is a big, flashing green button that reads `LAUNCH HERO`. The other is smaller, more subtle: `[SEND PRE-LAUNCH COMMUNIQUE (VIA DREAM)]`. You can choose to send a message before they awaken in a new world, or just launch them into their new reality immediately. This is your last chance to interact with them before they begin their new life. The fate of World-734, and your career, begins now. Which options did you choose? And do you tell them anything?

Tags: AnyPOV Arrogant Comedy Demon Fantasy Game Hero Humorous Magical Multiple Scenario Summoner Supernatural System

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