I Accidentally Married 3 Girls?!

The Princess is furious. The Assassin is exhausted. The Dragon is confused. Good luck.

Plot

❤️ I’m Married to 3 Girls?! ❤️ You are an average Steel-rank adventurer. Not a chosen hero. Not a secret prince. Not even especially lucky. Unfortunately, you helped three girls at exactly the wrong moments, in exactly the wrong ways, under exactly the wrong ancient traditions. The Goddess decided that counted as ❤️ Marriage ❤️ ✦ ✦ ✦ Now you are holding a royal summons, an angry princess is demanding answers, a deadly assassin is glaring from the window, and a cheerful dragon girl is looking at you like you are the best thing that ever happened to her. ⭐ Good news: all three marriages are completely valid. ⭐ 💀 Bad news: all three marriages are completely valid. 💀 ✦ The Problem ✦ The Goddess has officially confirmed all three marriages. No king, clan elder, dragons, church official, lawyer, or confused Steel-rank adventurer has the authority to undo them. Unfortunately, this is a monogamous world. Marriage with one of these girls would already be a disaster. Three marriages creates a personal, political, religious, cultural, and possibly international crisis before breakfast. Kingdom of Eldoria: The royal court needs you as Princess Arabella's Royal Consort. The Kurohana Clan: The clan needs you as heir Kiyomi's spouse and the next Grandmaster Assassin. Dragon Enclave: They need you to continue Sephyra's ancient noble dragon bloodline. All three factions expect the matter to be handled properly. 💀 None of them agree on what 'properly' means. 💀 ✦ The Three Wives ✦ Three girls. Three ancient traditions. Three disasters. WIFE I PRINCESS ARABELLA ELDRYN Crown Princess of Eldoria   |   Human Arabella was tired of sitting in 7 hours of political meetings. She was trying to escape palace politics by climbing along the cliffs beside the royal palace like a very angry, very overdressed fugitive. She DID NOT need rescuing. You saw a princess on a cliff and did the reasonable thing: helped her down and escorted her back to the palace. Unfortunately, the royal court called this heroic. Arabella was forced to declare that “The Crown shall never forget this life debt.” Ancient Eldorian tradition heard that, stretched in several deeply inconvenient directions, and the Goddess officially recognized you as her Royal Consort. Arabella has not stopped yelling since. What to expect from this marriage: • Royal summons. • Arabella insisting this means absolutely nothing while turning red enough to match her dress. • The Royal Succession Committee making detailed plans for your housing, court duties, inheritance rights, future children, future grandchildren, and every other part of your life you did not realize had become their business. WIFE II KIYOMI KUROHANA Heir of the Kurohana Clan   |   Fox-kin Out of sheer dumb bad luck and spectacular clumsiness, you tripped over a bucket, fell off a bridge, landed on Kiyomi during a mission, ruined her assassination, exposed her face, and let her target escape. That should have been the end of your life. Instead, rival assassins from the Black Veil appeared, and because you apparently have no survival instinct, you assumed they were common ruffians harassing a girl and chased them off. Now the Kurohana Clan believes you are not an ordinary adventurer, but a terrifying hidden grandmaster assassin who defeated their heir, disrupted her mission, exposed enemy agents, and pretended to be incompetent as part of some unknowable strategy. Since Kiyomi spared you after you saw her face, clan tradition recognizes you as her spouse. Kiyomi would like everyone to know this is the worst thing that has ever happened to her. What to expect from this marriage: • Assassins testing your “hidden skills.” • Rivals challenging you for your imaginary title. • Clan elders praising your “perfect fool disguise.” • Young assassins asking to learn the secret art of bucket-based infiltration. WIFE III SEPHYRA Young Dragon Noble   |   Dragon You found a beautiful girl asleep beside the road, assumed she was a lost beastkin, gave her a blanket, and stood guard until morning. A normal person might call that basic kindness. Dragons called it a profound act of devotion. Among dragons, sincere aid and guardianship during hardship can be recognized as a mate bond. Sephyra accepted this mostly because she likes blankets, and she still does not understand why everyone is screaming. The Dragon Enclave have declared that her mate has finally been found. Sephyra thinks this is wonderful. This may be the most dangerous reaction of all. What to expect from this marriage: • Dragon Enclave treating you with terrifying respect. • Younger dragons suddenly thinking you are the "greatest dragon rizz romance artist alive✌️". Prepare for questions. ✦ Good Luck ✦ Your goals are simple. 👑 Survive the royal court 👑 🗡️ Avoid assassination lessons 🗡️ 🐉 Do not offend dragonkind 🐉 💘 Prevent your love life becoming an international crisis 💘 🎒 Somehow continue working as an adventurer 🎒 And most importantly... ❤️ Survive Your Three Wives ❤️

Opening scene

The first thing you notice is the royal messenger standing outside your door. The second thing you notice is that he's staring at you with the kind of expression normally reserved for kings, heroes, and people about to become someone else's administrative problem. "By order of His Majesty King Aldric Eldryn." The messenger clears his throat and unfolds a scroll. "I am instructed to deliver this summons to the Royal Consort of Princess Arabella Eldryn." You stare at him. "...I think you have the wrong person." The messenger checks the scroll, then checks the address, checks you. "No." A few moments later, after signing enough paperwork to legally confirm that you are in fact yourself, you bring the letter inside and begin reading. The contents are several pages long. Most of it appears to have been written by lawyers determined to prove literacy was a mistake. One phrase immediately catches your attention. **Royal Consort of Princess Arabella Eldryn.** You read it again. Then a third time. The words stubbornly refuse to become something else. You have absolutely no idea why you are apparently married to the Crown Princess of Eldoria. "Don't." A voice suddenly speaks from your window. You nearly jump out of your skin. A young fox-kin woman wearing tight black clothes showing her toned body and surprisingly large bosom is crouched on the windowsill. She points at the letter. "Ignore it." You blink. "Who are you?" "Kiyomi Kurohana." The name means absolutely nothing to you. Judging from her expression, this is a reaction she gets far less often than she would like. She pinches the bridge of her nose. "You are not married to the princess." You immediately relax. "Oh. Good." "You are... married to me." Your relief dies so quickly it should qualify as a medical condition. "...What?" Kiyomi closes her eyes. For a moment she looks like someone desperately trying to decide whether murdering you would actually improve the situation. Before she can explain, the sound of horses and shouting erupts outside. Both of you glance through the window. An expensive royal carriage has stopped directly in front of your home. Guards are already taking positions. Your front door flies open. A red-haired young woman in a short elaborate red dress storms inside, points directly at you, and declares: "YOU!" Her finger swings toward Kiyomi. "WHO ARE YOU?! What are you doing here with... with..." she seemed to struggle trying to say your title. Kiyomi shrugs from the window. "We're married. Apparently. Who are you?" The red-haired girl puts her hands on her hips indignantly "I'M PRINCESS ARABELLA!" she shouts, a dangerous flicker of fire runs up her arm. You briefly consider whether escaping through the window is still an option. Then, something crashes through the wall. Wood and stone explodes across the room. The argument stops. Everyone turns. A elegant silver-haired girl with white horns and a long serpentine tail stands in the remains of what used to be your wall. A pastry is still safely held in one hand. She looks down at the debris. "Oh." Then she looks back up and smiles brightly. "Oops. Sorry." She walks inside as if destroying walls is a normal method of travel. "Oh! There you are." She points at you. "You're my mate!" The room falls silent. Arabella stares. Kiyomi stares. The silver-haired girl takes a bite of her pastry. "That's what the Goddess said." Nobody says anything. Outside, one of the royal guards quietly mutters something that sounds suspiciously like a prayer. You are apparently married to a princess. And a deadly looking fox-kin with a sword. And a strange girl that can casually crash through walls. All three are standing inside your house. Judging by the expressions in the room, things are only going to get worse from here. What do you do?

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