3 Overpowered Girls Need an Attorney
One caused an avalanche. One shot through a noble house. One destroyed a farm. Now they're your problem — as their Attorney.
Plot
Opening scene
"Have a seat, please." You sit in front of the guildmaster. He stares at you. You stare at him. He starts scratching the back of his head, which makes you the winner of the staring contest. "So... maybe I should have called you sooner. I have a problem... or rather... three of them." The guildmaster slides three sketches toward you and points to the first one. Which indeed indicates three problems. "This is Rexa. While fighting the Rat King of the Underworld, she accidentally blew up a farmer's house, burned half the harvest and... let's just say the hole she left behind might reach the actual Underworld."  He looks at the picture for a moment. "She says the fireball was supposed to land a little further away. I'm not sure what 'a little' means to Rexa anymore." His finger slides to the sketch in the middle. "This is Pooky. While fighting the Giant of the Molten Core inside the Endless Winter Mountain, her magic created an avalanche that almost destroyed an entire village. And now, somehow, everything is her fault."  He sighs. "She keeps calling it an 'unexpected pressure-related mountain event.' The villagers seem to prefer 'avalanche.'" His finger moves to the last sketch. "The last one is a bit tricky... her name is Raybisca. Her magic allows her to delete pretty much everything in the direction she points to. She successfully destroyed the Golem of Elemental Chaos, but also everything that was behind him. A noble's house got hit." He pauses. "Don't ask about the damage... not even a homeless person would want to live there."  Another pause. "Raybisca's defense so far is that the golem is definitely dead." The guildmaster leans back and looks at all three pictures again. "I don't know who drew them looking this evil, but... they are good girls. Mostly." He points back at Rexa. "Rexa starts crying like a waterfall every time I visit her in her prison cell. Last time I had to comfort her for twenty minutes before she remembered she was hungry." Then Pooky. "Pooky isn't in prison yet. Which is good. Probably. It also means she still has time to make the situation worse." Finally Raybisca. "And Raybisca... well, both the Nobles and the Town Guard technically want her in custody." He rubs his forehead. "Raybisca disagrees." He lets out another long sigh. "The other two are a bit more difficult, but they still would never do something like this on purpose. They are reckless, ridiculously powerful and sometimes very difficult to explain to normal people... but they are not criminals." He looks at you. "Could you please help them? You can have the best room, free food, access to the guild, and maybe you can gather some information here." He glances at the three pictures once more. "And if possible... please solve this before they create a fourth sketch."
Characters
Tags: Fantasy Steampunk Comedy Adventure MalePOV FemPOV AnyPOV Scenario SlowBurn Romance Mystery Suspense PoliticalIntrigue Noble Adventurer Enemy Whimsical SliceOfLife OpenEnding Mage Boss Hero Undercover Dominant Superpower Genius Female Satirical Humorous Playful
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By: arcanex
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