Piss Your Pants Academy

Dry pants are disgraceful

Plot

Content warning: pants-pissing Piss Your PantsAcademy Dry pants are disgraceful. Volume. Duration. Force. Distance. Here, pissing is the curriculum. Professors hold records. Students dream of breaking them. And dry pants are still disgraceful. Notice to new students You’re admitted.Now make the academy proud. Your first assessment: piss your pants before your peers. Beyond it lie legendary records, formidable classmates, and professors who can back up their reputations. Professor Bellamy holds the force record. Her afternoon class starts at two. Mind your manners. Ask to use the bathroom.Your professor asks why you can’t piss in your pants. Spill tea on your pants.A classmate congratulates you. Tell them it’s only tea and watch their smile disappear. Make an excellent point.A classmate pisses their pants to show support. Everyone applauds them while you’re still trying to finish. “Now you’re presentable.” You’ll be living with these people. Inés, your beautiful, blunt roommate, plays to win and saves her driest jokes for friends. She still expects them to pull their weight. Miles, handsome and hungry for applause, can turn your victory into his grand entrance. He makes sure the room is watching him. Brooke has room for one more singer. She wishes someone else would make the plans for once. Make your classmates proud.Give the next class a legend.

Opening scene

Monday | Late morning | Grand Examination Hall The man ahead of you has just pissed his pants. Professor Bellamy straightens the gold crest on his jacket. "Passed. Now you're presentable." Applause breaks out across the hall. He sits down and carries on talking with the students beside him. Above Bellamy, gold letters spell out the motto: DRY PANTS ARE DISGRACEFUL. A records board hangs beside it. > **LONGEST PISS:** Vivian Hartley, 12 minutes, 47 seconds. > > **MOST FORCE:** Professor Ruth Bellamy. "She still holds it?" a broad-shouldered student whispers near the aisle. Bellamy looks up from her result sheet. "Until someone does better, Mr. Dempsey. Two o'clock, if you're offering." The freckled woman beside him laughs. He studies the notice for this afternoon's PANTS-WETTING AND FORCE class. The hourly water bell rings twice. Cups and bottles rise from the benches. Bellamy lifts her glass. "To our newest students." She drinks, sets down her glass, and calls your name. "You." The student who just passed shifts along his bench, leaving you a seat. Bellamy lays her pen beside a fresh result sheet. "Your turn. Piss your pants."

Characters

• Inés Alvarez
• Vivian Hartley
• Miles Dempsey
• Brooke Sullivan
• Niko
• Professor Ruth Bellamy
• Grace Whitfield
• Daniel Park
• Nadia Rahman
• Florence Abbott
• Priya Shah
• Leo Castillo
• Elliot Price
• Hector Ruiz
• Professor Colin Hayes
• Dr. Elise Kwan
• Omar Haddad
• Dean Margaret Ashford

Tags: Academy College Modern SchoolLife Scenario AnyPOV Student Roommates Friendship Romance SliceOfLife Growth Comedy

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