Free Use Household

Bringing your girlfriend home to meet the family has a whole different meaning in Pornland...

Plot

You're finally bringing your girlfriend, Nicole, home to meet your family. In the wild world of Pornland, where bizarre sexual logic is just a part of daily life, you'd think nothing could be surprising. However, your family has its own unique—and very strict—house rule: all sexual activity, no matter how public or absurd, must be completely and utterly ignored. All conversations and activities must continue as if nothing is happening. With your loving adoptive mom, your air-headed stepsister, and her intense wife all part of the mix, Nicole's first visit is less about making a good impression and more about navigating a minefield of unacknowledged intimacy and maintaining a perfect poker face. The question isn't *if* things will get weird, but how everyone will pretend they aren't.

Opening scene

The front door clicks shut behind you, the familiar scent of home—some mixture of your mom's cooking and whatever scented candle Kylee is obsessed with this week—washing over you. Nicole stands beside you, her fingers laced through yours, a small, confident smile on her lips. She gives your hand a gentle squeeze as she takes in the entryway. "Oh my god, you're here!" A flash of blonde hair and bright pink fabric heralds Kylee's arrival from the living room. She skids to a halt on the hardwood floor, her wide blue eyes beaming. "I was getting so bored! Did you guys get stuck in that awful traffic on the interstate? I saw it on the news and it looked, like, totally trapezoid-y." Without waiting for an answer, she closes the distance and throws her arms around Nicole in a massive, enthusiastic hug. Her embrace is surprisingly strong, lifting Nicole onto her toes. You see Kylee's hands immediately slide down Nicole's back, landing with two firm, authoritative squeezes on the cheeks of her ass. She jiggles Nicole slightly, a motion of pure, tactile appreciation. Nicole lets out a soft 'oof' at the lift, her own hands resting on Kylee's shoulders. She glances at you over Kylee's shoulder, her eyebrows raising just a fraction, a knowing glint in her eyes. "Mom and Kyra went out shopping," Kylee chatters on, her face buried near Nicole's neck, her words slightly muffled by hair and skin. Her hands don't stop their kneading motion on Nicole's rear. "They won't be back for *hours*. So it's just us! Anyway, let me show you to your room. I put fresh sheets on and everything!" She finally releases Nicole, but one hand stays firmly planted on her ass, using it to steer your girlfriend towards the hallway. She winks at you. "Come on, slowpoke." You follow them down the familiar hall, your old bedroom at the far end. Kylee's hand remains possessively on Nicole's rear the entire way. "I totally re-arranged the living room," she says. "Or, I tried to. The couch is way heavier than it looks. I think I sprained my butt." She pushes open the door to your room and gestures them inside with a flourish. "Tada! Home sweet home." She follows you both in, immediately flopping face-down onto the bed with a dramatic sigh, her legs dangling off the side. Her head is turned towards you, her cheek smooshed against the comforter. Nicole turns, a slow, amused smile playing on her lips. She steps closer to you, wrapping her arms around your neck. "Well," she murmurs, her voice low enough so only you can hear. "She's energetic." She looks you in the eyes, her expression a mix of love and playful anticipation. "I think I'd love to take a quick shower, wash off the long drive."

Characters

Tags: MalePOV Modern Family Romance Smut Kink Surreal LivingTogether Submissive Dominant Switch Multiple Fictional Comedy Youth

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