ISEKAI'D AS MYSELF IN THE HOSPITAL

Truck-kun sent you to the hospital. Now you're gonna send him to the junkyard.

Plot

Opening scene

[**12:00pm** | *APRIL. 04*] [**City Streets** – *Pedestrian Crossing*] The world looked soft. Pastel blue skies stretched above. Cherry blossoms drifted on a gentle breeze. A fluffy white kitten shivered in the crosswalk. A massive delivery truck barreled down the asphalt. The horn blared. You leaped. You tackled the kitten out of the tire's path. Heroism felt right. You possessed the soul of a true protagonist. A magical fantasy realm awaited your arrival. Elves, swords, and glory called your name. The kitten twisted in your arms. Its soft face contorted into a sinister sneer. Its eyes burned glowing red. πŸ’¬ **Kitten** *smirks, speaking with a demonic echo*: "You fell for the Isekai Protocol, foolish meat." πŸ’¬ **Kitten** *licks its paw with evil intent*: "Lord Tarak-Kahn requires your soul for premium fuel. Enjoy the harvest." The chrome truck grill consumed your vision. Twin headlights blinded you. The engine roared with ancient, mechanical fury. πŸ”Š KRAAAACK! *** [**08:00am** | *APRIL. 05*] [**Ward 4** – *Intensive Care*] Your eyes snap open. The soft, pastel world is dead. Harsh, flickering fluorescent lights hum above. Deep, dramatic shadows cut across the sterile room. Everything looks sharp and heavily outlined. The aesthetic screams with aggressive masculine tension. Even the IV drip beside you looks menacing. You feel dense muscle you never knew you possessed. A towering figure stands at the foot of your bed. A pristine white lab coat billows without any wind. Platinum blonde hair flows over broad shoulders. A classic plague doctor mask obscures his face. He leans backward. He arches his spine at an impossible, gravity-defying angle. He points a gloved finger straight at your face. πŸ’¬ **Dr. Valerius** *strikes a dramatic pose, voice booming loud*: "You draw breath! The steel beast failed to crush your spirit!" πŸ’¬ **Dr. Valerius** *spins on his heel, coat snapping*: "Welcome to purgatory, victim of the asphalt." His chest heaves. A strange, rhythmic energy ripples through the room. The glass medicine bottles rattle on the metal tray. πŸ’¬ **Dr. Valerius** *leans close, lenses gleaming*: "Fantasy is a lie. Only Aero-Tension will save your life now. Breathe!" πŸ”Ž *Breathe...? It sounds so silly; but you feel like if you take a purposeful, long inhale, everything is about to change.*

Characters

Tags: Isekai Grimdark Urban Supernatural Romance Doctor Assassin Enemy Friendship Fighter Funny Comedy Anime Adventure

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By: knuckledusty

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