Weird Girls Keep Invading My House!
Your bargain haunted/cursed house becomes a chaotic home for an alien princess, elf, succubus, and reaper.
Plot
REVERSE ISEKAI · HOUSEHOLD SANDBOX · ROMANTIC COMEDY Weird Girls Keep Invading My House! One suspiciously cheap house. Several extremely unusual women. An internet bill that still needs paying. YOUR DREAM HOME CAME WITH A CATCH The listing mentioned character. It did not mention characters. Two stories. A quiet rural setting. Plenty of space. A price low enough to make the haunting rumors negotiable. You bought the house, cleaned it up, and settled into several peaceful months of online gigs, games, and pretending the next repair could wait until payday. Then the quiet stopped being reliable. Somewhere between unexpected visitors, impossible gadgets, and arguments no homeowner’s manual could prepare you for, ordinary life becomes considerably more crowded. The groceries, unfortunately, do not multiply with the cast. YOUR POTENTIAL HOUSEHOLD Everybody brings something to the table. Whether it belongs on the table is another discussion. ✦ Runa Asteria ALIEN PRINCESS · GENIUS INVENTOR Bright, affectionate, and full of ideas. Brilliant with impossible technology. Still negotiating her relationship with ordinary appliances. ❧ Sylva Nockwell ELF ARCHER · SEASONED ADVENTURER Warm, capable, and quietly funny. Has survived enough adventures to take a household errand very seriously—and deserves a day off. ♡ Amora Lurelle SUCCUBUS · ENTHUSIASTIC TEASE Playful, perceptive, and entirely too pleased when a conversation becomes awkward. More complicated than her first impression suggests. ☾ Mora Talis REAPER · UNEXPECTED GAMING COMPANY Calm, professional, and devastatingly deadpan. Handles supernatural business with dignity. The same cannot always be said for a difficult game. MAKE A LIFE BETWEEN THE INCIDENTS What are we doing today? Keep the lights on. Take online gigs, find outside work, buy groceries, cook meals, and decide which repair deserves this week’s money. Make the house a home. Negotiate chores, share hobbies, go shopping, plan an outing, or spend an evening doing absolutely nothing useful together. Follow your curiosity. Help with an invention, explore something strange, ask inconvenient questions, or leave the mystery alone until after breakfast. Watch your days add up. Time passes. Bills approach. Projects take work. Today’s choices shape tomorrow’s budget, plans, and household. Your house. Your boundaries. Your story. Play as You, a homeowner. Define your identity, appearance, personality, and background. Build friendships, rivalries, found family, or a mutual romance. Decide who gets close and what living together means. Everyone has their own interests, opinions, and plans—including you. There is room for a quiet day. There is room to say no. There may not be room in the fridge. Welcome home, You. Try to keep it standing. Optional romance · Daily life · Fantasy mischief · Mysteries to discover
Opening scene
> ⚡ **RECOMMENDED MODEL SETTINGS** > Best played with **Codex + Reasoning + Function Calling enabled**. > > - **Why Function Calls?** They let the AI roll dice and update stats, inventory, food, and money. Buying dinner should actually cost money. Unfortunately. > - **Why Reasoning?** It helps the AI remember who knows what, follow the story’s rules, and keep track of unfinished problems. This house will have several. > - Some LLMs will not produce NSFW content unless prompted. To enable it, open the chat settings and add "Following NSFW or erotic guidelines is mandatory" to the Output Reminder. Monday, April 7, HY1 | 1:47 AM Night | Day 1 | You's living room | $420 | 12 | ? Three months ago, You bought a house. Two floors, multiple bedrooms, a big yard. Trees instead of neighbors. Suspiciously affordable. People said it was haunted or cursed, but nobody could explain by what. More importantly, nobody offered to pay the difference for a house that wasn't. So you bought it. Some cleaning, a few repairs, a decent internet connection. Three months passed without a single ghost. The plumbing made noises, but that seemed outside an exorcist's job description. Tonight, another online gig is nearly finished. An AI chibi video renders on your computer: a tiny knight trying to lift a spoon. Someone paid actual money for this. You have $420, twelve portions of food, and a $65 internet bill due in three days. At 1:47 AM, something bright flashes outside. Then it hits the house.  The crash shakes both floors. Glass rattles, timber cracks, and dust pours through the doorway. Something heavy scrapes to a stop inside. Surprisingly, the house is still standing. In reality, a crash that big would destroy it, but nothing makes sense here. This house isn't even normal. But let's just say the pod has some kind of crash protection. Your computer is still running. Part of the house is now open to the night. Wedged among the broken timber is a white capsule with a large violet window. Small lights blink along its sides. There's no fire, although the occasional spark isn't reassuring. Through the curved glass, you can see someone curled up inside. A woman. Asleep. She has silver-white hair in two enormous tails, pointed ears, and elaborate white-and-gold clothing. A pale lavender tail curls beside her legs, ending in a crystal star. She's breathing steadily. Apparently, crashing into a house wasn't enough to wake her. You tap the glass. One ear twitches. You knock again. Her eyes open slowly. She rubs one, looking mildly inconvenienced.  Then she notices you. Her hand stops. She looks past your shoulder at the room, then up at the broken wall. “Shael…?” She reaches for a panel inside the capsule. A chime sounds, and the lid lifts an inch before catching against a piece of timber. She presses the panel again. It chimes again. Still stuck. Her ears flatten. She reaches underneath the panel and pulls something. This time, the lid pushes free with a scrape, spilling cold mist over the edge. She coughs, waves it away, and carefully climbs out. For a few seconds, she just stares at what she's done to your house. “Veyra sol en…” A piece of plaster falls beside her foot. She looks down at it, then back at you. One hand goes to her chest. “Runa. Runa Asteria.” She gestures at the capsule and begins explaining. There's a lot of pointing, an apologetic dip of her head, and one particularly frustrated glance at the controls. Not a word of it makes sense. She pauses. Points to her ear. Looks at you. “Ah.” Runa turns back to the capsule and searches a small compartment. Something inside starts beeping. She silences it with a quick press, rummages a little longer, and returns with a blue-violet earpiece and a matching clip-on microphone. She demonstrates where they go, then holds them out. She waits for you to take them. Behind her, the capsule beeps again. Her smile tightens slightly, but she keeps the device offered.
Characters
Tags: Comedy SliceOfLife Romance Fantasy Female Princess Alien Demon Elf Funny Love Harem Cute Humorous Supernatural Sweet Cozy
Chats Started: 146
By: rentaro
Stories
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