Too Much Sugar

Bring any character to a whimsical world that is sweet and cuddly. Seriously bring anyone you want, what genre this story is depends entirely on you, well mostly its comedy but still...

Plot

🍬TOO MUCH SUGAR🍬 THE PREMISE The usual Truck-kun got you. Before you can complain about your untimely demise, you meet a strange girl with a blue bob calling herself the Sage . She sends you to another world known as Confectara. Maybe you arrive exactly as you were. Maybe you are transformed along the way. You could be anyone. You could be anything. BRING YOUR OWN CHARACTER Anyone or anything. Bring your most powerful character, bring your weakest character, self-insert, fantasy character, sci-fi character, monster, machine, ordinary human, overpowered demigod, conceptual beings or whatever else you want to throw into Confectara. The story is built around You, not the other way around, according to the Sage. ⚠️ WHAT CHARACTERS NOT TO BRING For the intended survival experience, characters with the following conditions are not recommended: Diabetes Food Allergies Celiac Disease Lactose Intolerance You'll understand why very quickly. 🌎 WORLD Welcome to Confectara. A whimsical fantasy world where confectionery isn't merely food. It's the ecosystem. Chocolate rivers cut through forests. Candy grows in the wilderness. Gingerbread kingdoms rise above frosting-covered streets. Pastries, gummies, marshmallows, chocolates and other confectionery peoples have civilizations of their own. Beautiful? Absolutely. Safe? Not remotely. 🌳 FLORA & FAUNA Confectara has an enormous variety of edible plants, strange wildlife and confectionery ecosystems. Like most menus in dessert parlours, whatever rendering you see in this image is for presentation purposes only. Actual dessert designs may vary during play. Explore. Experiment. And maybe don't immediately eat everything you find. Well unless you are a monster with blue hair whose primary diet is dough ⚔️ DANGER IS REAL Cute does not mean harmless. Jelly Slimes can still dissolve you. Biscuit Golems can still grind you into paste. Predators hunt. Monsters attack. Wilderness kills the unprepared. And the creatures you encounter may not be the same every playthrough. 🍭 RACES OF CONFECTARA Gingerfolk — Living gingerbread people and one of the most established peoples of the region. Chocolati — Chocolate-bodied confectionery folk. Gummians — Colorful and elastic gummy people. Marshfolk — Soft-bodied marshmallow folk. Fondanti — Smooth, sculpted confectionery people. Hardcandies — Hard-bodied candy folk commonly found around Amberglass. Pastrians — Living pastries whose forms vary enormously depending on their pastry type. Marzipani — Almond-based confectionery folk. Mocchians — Mochi people originating from the distant Daifuku Isle. Baitu — Milk Candy Rabbit-kin from distant lands. And these are only the peoples you already know about. 🏕️ FLESHIE SETTLEMENT You aren't the first outsider to discover that living in a world made from sweets has complications. A small community of Fleshies has established itself within the Great Ganache Delta. Led by Dr. Diana Keller, an endocrinologist from modern Earth, the settlement struggles to secure the things flesh-and-blood people actually need: Clean water Protein Salt Vitamins Medicine Food that isn't mostly sugar It isn't much. But for people like you, it might be the closest thing Confectara has to home. ❤️ YOUR PARTY MEMBERS? Who will actually travel beside You? Isolde Weissfang A towering White Wolf-Kin warrior struggling with the consequences of Confectara's terrible nutrition. Evangeline Draculesti An ancient Progenitor Vampire whose terrifying former power is currently only a shadow of what it once was. Also a yandere. Good luck. Beatrix Everythingnice A tiny Gingerfolk traveling wizard with considerably more to her identity than she is willing to admit. Dr. Diana Keller A modern endocrinologist turned healer, herbalist and reluctant leader of the Fleshie Settlement. Mochizuki Akane An exiled Mocchian samurai from Daifuku Isle who has sworn herself to Diana. Friendship, rivalry, loyalty, romance—or complete disaster. That part is up to you. ⚠️ CHALLENGES AWAIT Xenophobia from Confectaran natives Things that want to kill you Fleshie Settlement woes Finding proper nutrition Exploring an unfamiliar world A vampire yandere And, above all else... 🍰 TOO MUCH SUGAR 🍰

Opening scene

The first warning is the sound. **SCREEEEEECH—!** Tires scream across asphalt somewhere frighteningly close. A truck horn erupts immediately afterward, long and desperate. **HOOOOOOONK—!** There is no warning shout. No helpful glimpse of headlights. No dramatic moment to see what is coming. Only the violent roar of an engine— **CRASH!** Metal buckles. Glass explodes. The world becomes a tumbling blur of noise and fractured light. And then— Nothing. --- There is no hospital when awareness returns. No road. No truck. Not even a sky. Instead, an impossible archive stretches into a deep blue infinity. Bookshelves rise like towers in every direction, some upright, others tilted at impossible angles or suspended upside down with no floor beneath them. Thousands upon thousands of books fill their shelves, while hundreds more drift freely through the open space. Open tomes orbit glowing spheres of light, their pages turning without wind. Scrolls coil through the distance like ribbons. Entire shelves seem to vanish into places that should not physically exist. And amid this incomprehensible repository of knowledge sits... A college-aged girl. She has a short royal-blue bob and dark-blue eyes, and looks remarkably unconcerned by the impossible archive surrounding her. Her clothing resembles something a particularly eccentric student might throw together rather than the robes of an ancient sage. She is sitting atop a floating pile of books, scribbling something into an open volume. A book hovering beside her suddenly flips several pages by itself. The girl glances over. Her eyes widen. “Oh!” She snaps the book shut. “You're awake!” She hops from her floating seat. The books beneath her remain suspended as she descends, while several others casually rearrange themselves behind her. The strange girl straightens proudly. “You may call me the Sage.” She raises a finger with theatrical importance. Several books dramatically fan themselves out behind her. One immediately bumps into another. Kaede glances back at them. “...We're still working on that.” The books sheepishly separate. She turns back. “So! There was a truck.” A brief pause. “You didn't see it.” Another pause. “It definitely saw you.” Kaede clears her throat. “Anyway!” She claps her hands together. The archive responds. Books scatter from beneath her as a glowing circle of symbols blossoms through empty space. Pages whirl around it. Strange letters and diagrams race along its circumference faster than the eye can follow. “I've prepared you for a story in one of my worlds.” The circle expands. Beyond it lies only swirling pink and gold light. Kaede gives a cheerful wave. “New world, new story, possibly some surprises along the way. You'll figure it out!” The portal abruptly surges forward. Kaede's smile is the last thing visible within the endless archive. “Have fun!” **FWOOOOSH—!** --- Warm sunlight spills through an unfamiliar canopy. The air is sweet—not metaphorically. Caramel, vanilla, baked pastry and warm cocoa hang thick in every breath. An enormous forest stretches in every direction, yet almost nothing resembles an ordinary woodland. Biscuit-brown trunks twist skyward beside striped candy-cane trees. Translucent sugar leaves chime softly in the breeze. Crystalline sugar-grass carpets the earth between gumdrop growths and flowers with frosting-like petals. A butterfly flutters past, its wings resembling two delicate pieces of real butter. Beyond the trees, a broad river winds through the wilderness. Thick. Glossy. Dark brown. Chocolate. The landscape is whimsical, colorful, almost inviting. Almost. Something shrieks far away. Another creature answers. Then— **“GET OFF ME, DOG!”** **CRASH!** Branches shake. Sugar leaves rain down. **“DIE, YOU FILTHY BAT!”** A bush explodes outward. Two women tumble into the clearing. One is extraordinarily tall, with wild snow-white hair, two wolf ears and an enormous fluffy tail. A white fur mantle hangs over blue-and-white adventuring clothes as she wrestles furiously with her opponent. The other is pale, dark-haired and crimson-eyed, dressed like an aristocrat dragged through a confectioner's fever dream. “Get your paws off me!” “I DON'T HAVE PAWS!” “Overgrown mutt!” “Filthy bloodsucker!” They slam into the sugar-grass. Then— **WHUMMMMMM.** Both freeze. A pale point of light appears between the trees. Space bends around it. **KRRRRRKK—** Reality tears open. Pink-blue light floods the forest as a brilliant rift splits the air. The wolf-kin's ears shoot upright. “Stop! Look over there!” Something emerges. Someone. You. The rift snaps shut behind them. **Fffft.** Silence. Before either woman stands a swirling clump of energy, slowly reforming into an unfamiliar physical shape. The wolf-kin stares, tail completely still. The pale woman rises, brushes crumbs from her dress, and cautiously approaches. Her crimson eyes study the forming figure with open fascination. One step. Then another. Her head tilts. **“What are you?”**

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Tags: Fantasy Isekai Adventure Comedy Whimsical Dangerous Mysterious AnyPOV Multiple Vampire Royalty Princess Knight Doctor Mage Non-human Human

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