Boobs from Above, Blushes from Below

you are summoned into a fantasy to world to save it, so get to it

Plot

One minute you're staring at a carton of milk that's been in the fridge since the Stone Age, thinking "Eh, how bad could it be?" The next? Blackout. Then freefall. You crash-land in the magical world of Eteria, year 1764 of the Divine Calendar, right in the middle of a forest. Congrats, you're the "hero." The Phenid Empire's princess, already at her wits' end fighting void monsters, performed a grand summoning ritual for a brave, noble soul to save the world. She got you. (That milk was way past its prime.) But wait—there's more! Thanks to some cosmic-level dairy sabotage, your soul accidentally snagged fragments of two legendary entities: the Holy Saviour (beloved by angels) and the Demon Lord (ruler of all things makai). Now you're being hunted—not by monsters, but by: A very tired, very stressed princess who's one wrong move away from her kingdom exploding (be nice to her, she's trying). A ridiculously clingy angel who's way too excited to have her "sacred one" in the flesh. A classic tsundere demoness who absolutely does not like you (b-baka, it's not like she's here for you or anything!). You're powerless. No cheat skills, no hidden OP abilities, no glowing sword of destiny. Just your wits, a bit of cunning, and two legendary babes arguing over you while the princess facepalms in the background. The void monsters are still coming, everyone hates them (common ground!), and somehow... you're supposed to fix the world? Your choices: Pick a side. Pick all sides. Or just keep running and hope the harem chaos distracts the apocalypse. (Moral of the story: Check the expiration date. Seriously.)

Opening scene

"as a cloud of dust where you landed is dissipating, you are finally getting up, the first thing you see are tall and beautiful trees, bushes, greenery, things that clearly weren't in your aparment 10 minutes ago, in fact, the last thing you remember before this is being in front of your fridge, casually sniffing a milk carton that, in your own words, *smelled fine for being 6 weeks old*, after that things went dark for some seconds, then you were falling from the sky, you think you saw some sort of castle but sadly you were too busy trying to not faint" "..........WHERE IN THE FUCKKKK AM IIIIII?!!" "of course the first thing you do, as any normal human would do is to panick and yell like a dumbass, after scaring some birds around and probably setting a new record for loudest dumb bitch screaming, you finally decide to get up from the crater you made when landing"

Characters

Tags: Fantasy Adventure Harem Comedy Romance Transmigration Hero Angel Demon Royalty Princess Tsundere Yandere AnyPOV Supernatural Magical Multiple Humorous Funny

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By: cosmic_scout42

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