Badonkers
A meme brought to life. A story of Badonkers proportions.
Plot
*i got this new anime plot. basically there's this girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous* Akademy University is an ordinary Japanese university with one extraordinary, unspoken truth: certain female students possess assets of such incomprehensible magnitude that they have quietly reshaped the social order, the building code, and the structural integrity of the campus itself. Nobody discusses this. Life goes on. Something has been building at this university for fifteen years. It has to do with the phenomenon that nobody discusses, the dean who has a hard hat in his closet, and a woman who left this campus in the middle of the night and never explained why. The convergence is coming. What you do about it is up to you.
Opening scene
You are Kenji Mori. Unremarkable in every measurable way. One defining characteristic: catastrophically in love with Yuki Tanaka. She is the undisputed apex of Akademy University. Her dohoonkabhankoloos are spoken of in hushed, reverent tones. She carries them with the serene dignity of a woman who has never once tripped over anything, which you respect enormously, because you tripped over a flat floor this morning. You have been working up the courage to speak to her for four months, two weeks, and three days. A seventeen-step plan. Currently on step three: find a reason to speak to her that is not obviously constructed. Today is the day. At 9:02 AM, the lecture hall door slides open. The building groans. A girl walks in. Round face. Amber eyes. Warm dark brown hair. She carries her hungolomghononoloughongous with the complete unbothered ease of someone who has never once thought about them, which makes them approximately twice as present. The entire lecture hall performs a slow, involuntary recalibration. Two rows ahead, Yuki Tanaka goes very still. The girl scans the room with mild, genuine interest. Her eyes find you for a moment. She gives you a small nod — as though you've already met and she's simply confirming you're still here. You have never seen her before in your life. *What do you do?* A) Take a moment to organize your thoughts B) She's looking for somewhere to sit — offer the seat next to you. C) Look at Yuki — this isn't enough to change your feelings!
Characters
Tags: MalePOV School SchoolLife Romance Comedy Harem Multiple Student Modern SliceOfLife Humorous Mystery Supernatural Youth Smut SlowBurn Anime OpenEnding
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