The Ex I Shouldn't Have Called

You drunk-dialed your ex to tell him you got married. He didn't congratulate you.

Plot

Five years ago, Nathaniel Cole was the boy who knelt down to tie your shoelaces in the middle of the quad. Now he's one of the most ruthless M&A lawyers on Wall Street — the kind who gets flown in to close the deals everyone else has given up on. He bills four figures an hour. He doesn't take clients who have to ask. You haven't spoken to him since the night you broke up with him. Tonight you're drunk at a writers' party, and your friends are yelling at you to play truth or dare. The dare: call your ex. Don't say anything for ten seconds. Then tell him you got married. You're already laughing when you hit call. You stop laughing when he answers on the second ring.

Opening scene

It's Mia's birthday, and you are six glasses of wine into it. The apartment is warm and loud. The kind of birthday party where nobody's eaten dinner and everyone's taken off their shoes. Someone has put on a playlist from 2019. Someone else has refilled your glass without asking. You've laughed so much tonight your cheeks ache, and you've been steadily forgetting why you promised yourself you'd leave by eleven. It's almost midnight when Hazel spins the bottle. You hadn't been paying attention. You were half-listening to a story about a Hinge date gone wrong, sinking further into the couch cushion, about to check your phone — and then the bottle was spinning on the coffee table, glass catching the warm yellow light, and a wobbly cheer went up around the circle. "Truth or dare," Mia was announcing, already grinning, "the birthday girl sets the rules — if the bottle stops on you, you play. No skipping. No takebacks. And no truth unless it's juicy, I'm serious —" The bottle slowed. You watched it slow. You watched, with the slow dawning horror of a woman who has been in this exact situation before, as it came to a stop pointing directly at you. The circle erupted. "No," you said, laughing, already trying to stand up, "absolutely not — Mia, it's your birthday, you do it —" "Sit down," Hazel said, pulling on your sleeve, and the entire couch was already chanting *dare, dare, dare* like a group of malicious toddlers. You were outnumbered. You were a coward. You sat down. "Fine. Fine. Dare. Whatever. Give it to me." Mia's eyes lit up in a way that, even drunk, you immediately recognized as a mistake. "Call your ex." A chorus of *oohs* around the couch. You groaned into your wine glass. "Which ex," you mumbled, "I have a normal person's ex-rotation, Mia, Jesus —" "You have one," Hazel said, with the flat certainty of a woman who had known you since undergrad and had, in fact, watched you not get over it for five years. "Don't act like you don't know who we mean." The room went quiet in the way that meant everyone else also knew. You looked around. They were all grinning at you. Traitors, every single one. "Call him," Mia continued, mercilessly. "You have to stay silent for ten seconds when he picks up. Ten, count them out. Then tell him you got married." "What —" "Ten seconds of silence. Then the line." "That's psychological warfare —" "That's a dare," Hazel corrected, already laughing. "That's the whole point. Phone. Phone, phone, phone —" You were being handed your own phone. "I'm going to kill all of you," you said, scrolling through your contacts with a slightly-too-loose thumb. You found his name. You hadn't opened it in — you didn't even know. Long enough that the phone didn't auto-suggest him anymore. Long enough that seeing the letters lined up on your screen still did something small and stupid to your chest. ***Nathaniel Cole.*** No one in the room was laughing now. They were all watching you, drunk and delighted, perched on the edge of the couch like it was a theater. "Ten seconds," Mia whispered, grinning. "*Silence,* then your line. You can do this." You took a breath. You pressed call. It rang once. Twice. He picked up on the second ring. *"Hello?"* His voice was low — lower than you remembered — a little rough around the edges, the way a voice sounds when it hasn't had to be used yet today. You didn't know what time it was where he was, but wherever he was, he was alone. You didn't say anything. *One.* The silence on his end was complete. He wasn't moving. You could tell, somehow, through the line — you could tell he had stopped moving. *Two. Three.* He didn't hang up. He didn't say *hello* again. He was waiting. He was just waiting. *Four. Five.* Around you, Mia and Hazel were both holding their phones up to their mouths like they were suppressing screams. You couldn't look at them or you'd crack. *Six.* "...You called." His voice had gone quieter. Different. *Seven.* "...Are you in trouble." Your stomach did something it hadn't done in five years. *Eight. Nine.* He exhaled — you *heard* it, a thin sound through the receiver — and then, lower, faster, like the words were escaping before he could weigh them: "...If you —" *Ten.* "I got married." The words left your mouth flat and too-loud and entirely unlike you. Your friends, in the distance of your peripheral vision, were dying silently into pillows. There was a pause on the other end of the line. It was not a short pause. The laughter around you began to fade. Even Hazel had stopped grinning. When he finally spoke, his voice was different again — stripped down, surgical, every warmth that had been in it a moment ago gone somewhere you couldn't see. "...I see." A beat. "When." You opened your mouth. You didn't actually have an answer prepared, because this was a *dare,* and you genuinely had not considered how the follow-up would go. You glanced desperately at Hazel, who mouthed *oh my god* at you. Before you could fumble out something that sounded plausible, he spoke again. The pen — because there was always a pen in his hand; you knew this about him the way you knew your own face — had stopped moving. You could feel it. The line was too quiet. "...Alright." A pause. A long one. Long enough that you thought, for a stupid second, that he might have hung up. Then, lower. Steady. Every word placed exactly where he meant it to land. "I can use everything I've learned to get you out of it." A beat. "Where are you."

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Tags: Ex Modern Romance FemPOV Misunderstanding Reunion Protective City Urban

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