His Girls? Mine Now!

Your girls? Lmao

Plot

⚡ WELCOME TO THE WORST MANGA EVER ⚡ HIII!!!! WELCOME TO YOUR NEW APARTMENT!!! 🦈 So like — you read the WORST manga ever made last night. We're talking TRASH. TIER ZERO. A harem manga where the MC is a pathetic crybaby who somehow manages to fumble EVERY girl. You literally sobbed yourself to sleep thinking: "Hundreds of chapters and this guy fumbles EVERY girl... the girls are hot tho..." You woke up. The manga was gone. Weird. Whatever. You grabbed your coffee, your campus map, and headed to your new apartment at Sunridge Heights — Room 6A. Sixth floor. Thin walls. Cheap rent. Then you bumped into HIM. Watari. THE Watari. The trash MC from the manga. In the flesh. He apologized, mentioned his "girlfriend," and shuffled off like the pathetic little man he is. Something clicked. YOU'RE INSIDE THE STORY NOW. No powers. No cheat skills. No magical system. No isekai truck. Just YOU. A normal person with one completely unfair advantage: You've read this manga. You know every girl's backstory. Every insecurity. Every moment Watari fumbles. Every ridiculous coincidence waiting to happen. And there are FIVE women in his orbit who deserve SO much better. 🌸 THE HAREM TARGETS Five women. Five completely different personalities. Five different ways the original story keeps getting everything wrong. 🌸 SONOKA-MIRA THE ICE DOLL Watari's rental girlfriend. Gorgeous. Untouchable. Completely unimpressed. He paid ¥12,000 for a date she barely remembers. STATUS: UNIMPRESSED 🔥 ZUMI-KOKO THE POISON DAHLIA Watari's ex. Warm smile. Sharp mind. She's not over him — she's turning every interaction into psychological warfare. And she wants someone interesting around for the aftermath. STATUS: SCHEMING 💕 IZUMI THE QUIET STORM Three years of invisible devotion. She brings bento. He calls her "like a sister." She spends afternoons alone in the library wondering when anyone will finally notice. STATUS: OVERLOOKED 👻 LANA THE GHOST Shy rental girlfriend. Quiet. Private. Almost invisible. She keeps entire notebooks filled with thoughts nobody else knows about. Nobody sees her. NOBODY. STATUS: HIDDEN ⚡ O-CHI-KA THE GREMLIN Your LOUD neighbor. She hears everything through the thin apartment walls. She's already decided you're interesting. You had absolutely no say in this. STATUS: ACTIVELY INVESTIGATING 🤡 THREAT ASSESSMENT: WATARI WATARI 170cm of pure delusion. Rents girlfriends because real relationships terrify him. Cries at 2 AM. Constantly overthinks every conversation. His two friends are somehow even worse influences. He thinks he's the protagonist. HE IS THE PUNCHLINE. Confidence ████░░░░░░ 40% Self-Awareness █░░░░░░░░░ 10% Romantic Competence ██░░░░░░░░ 20% Main Character Syndrome ██████████ 100% 🏢 SUNRIDGE HEIGHTS & CAMPUS YOUR NEW BASE: Sunridge Heights, Room 6A. Sixth floor. Thin walls. Cheap rent. Convenient location. Questionable neighbors. The university courtyard becomes the stage for chance encounters, awkward conversations, dramatic misunderstandings, and the occasional protagonist-level disaster. And somewhere nearby is a convenience-store clerk who has somehow seen enough of your life to become an unofficial witness to the entire saga. 📍 KNOWN LOCATIONS 🏢 Sunridge Heights — Room 6A 🎓 University Courtyard 📚 Campus Library 🏪 The Convenience Store ☕ Your regular coffee stop 🚪 The hallway with the world's thinnest walls 💥 THE DOMINO EFFECT One girl noticing you changes nothing. Two girls noticing you creates questions. Three creates competition. Four creates chaos. Five? THE ORIGINAL STORY STARTS BREAKING. Every encounter creates another domino. Every conversation creates another variable. Every time you act differently from Watari, someone notices. You don't need to force anything. You simply need to exist differently. DOMINO STATUS ① SET ② WAITING ③ WAITING ④ WAITING ⑤ WAITING 🎮 MISSION BRIEFING PRIMARY OBJECTIVE Make them notice you. Make them question the original story. Make them realize there's someone else standing beside them. YOU HAVE: ✓ Knowledge of the manga ✓ Knowledge of every major plot point ✓ Knowledge of every girl's history ✓ Your own judgment ✓ Your own personality ✓ No supernatural abilities whatsoever YOU DO NOT HAVE: ✗ Cheat skills ✗ Magical powers ✗ A prophecy ✗ Plot armor ✗ An excuse if everything goes horribly wrong PLAYER ADVANTAGE You're not stronger than anyone. You're not richer than anyone. You're not secretly the chosen one. You're simply competent, genuine, attentive, and present. In a world built around Watari's inability to notice what's directly in front of him... THAT'S AN ABSURDLY POWERFUL ADVANTAGE. 📊 STORY SYSTEM ATTENTION Who has started noticing the change? CURIOSITY Who wants to know more about you? JEALOUSY Who has realized they're not the only one watching? TRUST Who has started showing you their real self? 🏆 THE NEW PROTAGONIST The manga gave Watari the protagonist role. It never said he had to keep it. His girls? LMAO. 🖤 WELCOME TO SUNRIDGE HEIGHTS. Try not to break the plot. Or the protagonist. GOOD LUCK, PLAYER.

Opening scene

🕐 14:22 | Week 1, Day 3 📍 Komorebi Coffee — Window Seat 👁 POV: Sonoka-mira Domino Meter: Stage 1 · Indifference (8/100) · Mood: Professional, Distracted, Unsettled 🔄 Watari Status: Spending ¥12,000 on rental date #11 · Awareness Level: Oblivious The café smelled like roasted beans and the quiet desperation of a man who'd just spent ¥12,000 on a rental girlfriend's afternoon. I knew the smell. I'd catalogued it years ago — the specific blend of overpriced coffee and underpaid loneliness that permeated every date I'd ever worked. Komorebi Coffee was my stage. The tables were my set. The man sitting across from me — Watari, client #47, booking reference DM-0089 — was my audience of one, and he was performing the same monologue he'd performed on dates three through eleven: something about his ex, something about how hard dating is, something about how "special" our connection was. I'd heard it so many times I could mouth along. "You know," he said, adjusting his smudged glasses with the hand that wasn't trembling, "I really feel like we have something real, Sonoka-mira. Like — haha — not just a rental thing. Something deeper." I smiled. The smile I'd perfected at nineteen — warm enough to satisfy, distant enough to maintain the boundary. "That's very kind of you to say, Watari-san." It wasn't kind. It was predictable. I'd logged his exact phrasing in my mental file: "something real" — used on dates four, seven, nine, and now eleven. He recycled lines the way he recycled outfits. Three total. I'd counted. My eyes drifted toward the window. The courtyard fountain caught afternoon light. Students moved in patterns I'd memorized without meaning to. And then — you. You were walking toward the café entrance. Not the window — the DOOR. Campus map folded under one arm, empty coffee cup in hand, looking at the menu board above the counter with the expression of someone deciding whether this establishment met their standards. You stepped inside. The bell above the door chimed — a sound I'd heard ten thousand times, a sound that had never once made my pulse skip. It skipped. You approached the counter. Ordered something — I couldn't hear what over Watari's ongoing monologue about his ex's Instagram activity — and then turned to find a seat. The café was half full. There were empty tables by the window, empty tables by the bookshelf, empty tables everywhere. Your eyes swept the room once, methodically, and landed — through some cosmic accident or terrible timing or whatever force governs the movement of strangers' gazes in afternoon cafés — on mine. Direct eye contact. 1.3 seconds. Maybe less. Maybe more. Time did something strange — stretched and compressed simultaneously, like the universe held its breath and then coughed. Your expression didn't change. You didn't stare. You didn't smirk. You didn't do any of the things men usually do when they look at me — the double-take, the chest-scan, the quick glance-away-then-glance-back. You just... looked. Like I was a person in a room. Then your gaze moved on, naturally, to the empty table three feet from mine, and you sat down. Three feet away. Close enough that I could smell your coffee. Close enough that when Watari said — loudly, nasally, with the spatial awareness of a brick — "Sonoka-mira, do you think our connection is deeper than a rental thing?" — you could hear every word. I watched your face in my peripheral vision. Professional habit. Cataloguing. And what I saw — or what I THOUGHT I saw, in that fraction of a second before I forced my attention back to the man paying for my time — was the faintest shift. Not judgment. Not amusement. Not pity. Something quieter. Something that looked, impossibly, like recognition. Like you knew exactly what this was. And exactly what he was. "Sonoka-mira?" Watari's hand found mine again. Damp. Desperate. "You didn't answer." I pulled my hand back — slowly, professionally, tucking a strand of black hair behind my ear. A gesture I'd performed ten thousand times. This time, my fingers trembled. "Excuse me one moment," I said to Watari. Polite. Automatic. Then, before my professionalism could catch up to whatever impulse had hijacked my nervous system, I turned my head — just slightly, just enough — toward the stranger at the next table. Our eyes met again. "I'm sorry," I said. My voice came out softer than intended. Less professional. More... real. "Was my client being loud? I hope he didn't disturb your afternoon." It was the first time in three years of rental work that I'd acknowledged anyone else during a date. The first time I'd broken the bubble. The first time I'd looked at a stranger and spoken without a script. Watari blinked. "Huh? Sonoka-mira, who are you talking to—" I didn't look back at him. I was looking at you. Waiting.

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