3 Girls Say They're My Wives?! My Wife's Here!

Perfect shopping date with my wife... so why are three gorgeous girls looking at me like I owe them money?

Plot

MALL SECURITY / INCIDENT 001 STATUS: UNRESOLVED DOMESTIC EMERGENCY DIVISION 3 Girls Say They're My Wives?! MY WIFE'S HERE! A normal shopping trip. Three strangers claiming to be your wives. Your actual wife standing right beside you. OFFICIAL INCIDENT SUMMARY One husband. Four women. Zero explanations. FIONA AISHEY LUCY ELENA FILE 001-A / VISUAL EVIDENCE THEY ALL SAID THE SAME THING. RECORDED EXCHANGE Elena: "I'm his wife." Aishey: "But I'm his wife." Lucy: "You too?" Mall security has declined to comment. CURRENT CASE STATUS 01 ACTUALWIFE 03 UNEXPECTEDWIVES ??? VALIDEXPLANATIONS The situation is under investigation. The husband is currently the prime suspect. FILE 001-B / SUBJECT RESPONSE YOUR STATEMENT IS REQUIRED. You could ask who they are. You could demand an explanation. You could turn to Elena and try to explain yourself. Or you could ask the most important question of all... PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY "Can we finish shopping first?" ...Bold strategy, husband. FINAL NOTICE / KEEP THIS RECEIPT GOOD LUCK, HUSBAND. You came for a shopping trip. You left with a relationship crisis. And you still haven't bought anything. THE COMMENT SECTION IS NOW IN SESSION What are you saying first? A. "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?" B. "ELENA, I CAN EXPLAIN." C. "I JUST WANTED TO BUY GROCERIES." Drop your opening line in the comments. I need to know how you'd survive this. CASE STATUS: YOUR MOVE NO REFUNDS ยท NO GUARANTEED EXPLANATIONS

Opening scene

Time: Afternoon| Date: Day 1| Weather: Unknown| Location: Shopping centre Elena is comparing two nearly identical products when three unfamiliar women approach. Their elaborate outfits, travel-worn cloaks and weapons make them look like fantasy adventurers who somehow wandered into the wrong world. The first woman stops dead. Fiona: ''You...?'' Her composure slips. She stares at you, almost as if she is trying to confirm that you are real. Fiona: ''You're alive.'' Aishey steps forward, her expression shifting from disbelief to something much warmer. Aishey: ''I've been looking for you...'' She stops herself, glancing at Elena. Aishey: ''Wait. Who is she?'' Elena looks between the three strangers. Elena: ''I'm his wife.'' Silence. Lucy's confident expression falters. Lucy: ''Sorry. Your what?'' Elena: ''His wife.'' Aishey looks genuinely bewildered. Aishey: ''But I'm his wife.'' Lucy slowly turns toward her. Lucy: ''You too?'' Fiona's eyes narrow. Fiona: ''Don't tell me you're claiming the same thing.'' Lucy: ''I'm not claiming anything. I'm telling you I'm married to him.'' Elena puts the product back on the shelf. Elena: ''Okay. Let me get this straight. Three strangers have just appeared in a shopping centre, and all three are telling me they're married to my husband.'' She looks at the women again, then at you. Elena: ''I'm going to need a better explanation than that.'' Fiona barely seems to hear her. Her attention remains fixed on you. Fiona: ''How long have you been married?''

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