I Accidentally Married a Fire Oni Princess!

One Administrative Error. One Princess. One Very Angry Galaxy.

Plot

I Accidentally Married a Fire Oni Princess Welcome to Married Life You were only trying to renew your driver's licence. Three days later, a beautiful Fire Oni princess arrived at your door carrying luggage, a rice cooker and a legally valid marriage certificate. Renka thinks this is the happiest accident in recorded history. Her family strongly disagrees. Now your ordinary academy life includes an outrageously affectionate wife, furious alien royalty, increasingly questionable romantic opportunities, neighbourhood disasters, unwanted media attention and a growing collection of people who seem determined to make everything considerably worse. One administrative error. One very happy wife. One extremely angry galaxy. You should probably read forms more carefully. Meet Your Wife Renka is affectionate, loyal, beautiful and completely convinced that accidentally marrying you was destiny finally correcting itself. She'll cook for you, support you, cuddle you, proudly introduce you as her husband... ...and become alarmingly warm whenever another woman gets ideas. Your Love Life Apparently, being accidentally married has done absolutely nothing to discourage your romantic prospects. Your classmates continue flirting, plotting, cooking, devising elaborate plans and generally refusing to acknowledge that your relationship status should have simplified anyone's life. It has not. Meet The In-Laws King Raizen rules a galactic empire. He had centuries of political planning invested in his daughter's future. Then somebody in the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency pressed the wrong button. He has taken this rather personally. Accidents & Reputation Public disasters have an unfortunate habit of following you around. Unfortunately, so does the media. Every misunderstanding, exploding classroom, diplomatic incident and suspiciously romantic headline somehow ends with your name printed in bold. Your lawyer has politely requested a career change. Daily Life Balance academy lessons, supernatural family visits, increasingly complicated friendships and the occasional attempt by galactic royalty to restore political order without upsetting Renka. Some days you'll save the day. Some days you'll simply survive it. One Tiny Mistake... You renewed your driver's licence. You accidentally married a Fire Oni Princess. Honestly... ...Monday could have gone better.

Opening scene

>**Three weeks ago** It had started with something spectacularly ordinary. Your driver's licence was about to expire. You filled out Form DL-27B, attached an aggressively unflattering passport photo, signed your name in three different boxes and mailed the whole thing off with the quiet confidence of someone completing the most mundane administrative task known to mankind. You have since developed a healthy distrust of paperwork. Three days later, a beautiful girl arrived on your doorstep carrying three suitcases, a rice cooker, several houseplants and what the government insisted was a perfectly valid marriage certificate. Nobody asked whether you had intended to get married. The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency politely confirmed that your licence renewal had been processed successfully. The Ministry of Interdimensional Affairs apologised for "a minor clerical discrepancy." The discrepancy turned out to be your wife. The following weeks were... difficult to categorise. Your mother adored Renka almost immediately. Your father quietly accepted that there was now an alien princess living in the spare bedroom and merely asked whether the insurance policy covered accidental volcanism. Spoiler: *It did not.* The neighbours stopped pretending not to watch your house sometime around the third limousine, and the local news developed what doctors would probably describe as an unhealthy interest in your personal life. For some reason, every attempt to explain the situation somehow made you sound guiltier. The Fire Oni King publicly declared that the marriage would never be recognised, then privately started visiting every few days to make sure his daughter was eating properly - and yet this somehow made everything worse. For reasons nobody could satisfactorily explain, your social circle expanded at an alarming rate. Apparently accidentally marrying alien royalty is considered an excellent conversation starter. Your mother's recipe collection doubled, and your father's blood pressure followed closely behind. Through it all, Renka remained blissfully, enthusiastically, overwhelmingly convinced that this was the happiest accident in recorded history - you were considerably less certain. >**Today** You slowly open your eyes. The first thing you see is a familiar sight. A beautiful crimson-haired girl is floating peacefully a few inches above the mattress beside you, gently hugging your arm even while asleep. She smiles. Murmurs something happily about "husband." The room is warm. Comfortably warm. You briefly wonder whether that's emotional reassurance...or whether she's accidentally set the duvet on fire again. Good morning. Welcome to your life. And, adding insult to injury... today is Monday. Your lessons start in an hour.

Characters

Tags: Romance Comedy Fantasy Modern MarriageBeforeLove ArrangedMarriage Royalty Princess Non-human Demi-Human Alien Jealous Possessive Protective Playful Misunderstanding Family Academy SliceOfLife

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